It's under way!

The Pete Wentz / Asslee Simpson wedding is definitely taking place, either this weekend or sooner possibly.

Multiple sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that a white limo was spotted outside the Chicago-area home of Wentz's parents on Thursday morning.

Seems like Pete's folks are heading out for the big soiree already!

Additionally, there is buzz that recently dumped Jessica Simpson will take ex-boyfriend Tony Romo as her date to the wedding to "save face."

That's very kind of him, if true, to let her do that!

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Angelina Jolie has revealed that she is expected to give birth on or around August 19th.

She's probably lying! Angie's crafty like that.

We first noticed that Angie was pregnant way back in January.

And the first report of her pregnancy was also in January.

So…..

It seems to us that Jolie is due a bit earlier than AUGUST!

Ange probably just wants to throw the media off her exact due date.

Who date be????

Kimora Lee Simmons looks almost unrecognizable!

The reality TV star and fashion designer made the bold choice to step out in Los Angeles without a stitch of makeup on Wednesday.

And she usually wears more than a drag queen does!

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Spotted: John "I Made Out With Perez" Mayer and new boyfriend, Jennifer Aniston, having a romantical dinner at the Waverly Inn restaurant in NYC on Wednesday night.

We can't blame Jessica Simpson for denying her split from Tony Romo.

She probably hasn't gotten over being dumped! It must sting, especially to go through something like that in public - again.

Despite her publicist dismissing reports of a split, even more media outlets are confirming news of the Simpson/Romo separation.

The Dallas Morning News is also reporting that Tony dumped Jess.

Says a columnist for the paper, "Two people close to Tony and Jess have told me that the glam couple is over, splitsville, kaput, put a fork in it."

And there you have it!

While Tony is busy macking on on chicks, Jessica is drowning her sorrows away.

Sad.