Bless her heart!

She's not giving up on this whole "singing" thing!

Lipsynch artist and studio vocalist Heidi Montag has released her latest single on the world.

If you think you can handle it, listen to Superficial below.

It's so superficial, it's deep!

P.S. Heidi wants you to buy THIS!

P.P.S We know her boobies are fake but they look like they're from another planet in this pic!

Or is she just fucking with us?

Nicole Kidman looked like she was sharing a baby secret with a photographer at the American Music Awards last night as she held her protruding belly and a finger up to her lips!

She is glowing!

Will Sunday Roast be getting a little brother or sister soon?

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Someone needs to change this slogan to this place to "Where A Kid Can Become Psychologically Damaged."

Our Chuck E. Cheese throw-down news comes to us this morning from Columbus, Ohio, where a father of a 1 year-old interrupted the child's birthday festivities by pulling out a knife and starting a fight with around 20 other people.

Parents frantically grabbed their kids and ran like hell to get out of the line of fire as the twenty or so people got into a terrible fight.

As of now, there are no reports of injury or signs that Chuck E. Cheese will give up and just close its doors for the safety of America's youth.

Who was the biggest Famewhore of 2009? The Celeb of the Year?

The Perezzies, our year-end awards, are back, and they're better than ever - with new categories, including one nominated by U, and their very own website, Perezzies.com!!

We have 15 awesome Perezzies categories! We want U to do the nominating!

Once we get all the names, we'll ask U to vote on the top 5 nominees in each category.  On December 15, we'll announce the winners.

Also, a very special thank you to our 2009 sponsor, Grand Marnier!

Please wait...

Hottest Hookup:

Biggest Breakup:

Biggest Famewhore:

Biggest D-Bag:

Hottest Hottie:

Best Dressed:

Worst Dressed:

Most Improved:

Hottest Mess:

Biggest Fail:

Fiercest Cougar:

Biggest Blockbuster:

Living the Good Life:

Celeb of the Year:

And our newest category, suggested by U is: Best Song

Things are really heating up for Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard.

Now, they are going on movie dates!

The rumored dating duo were spotted together catching a screening of Fantastic Mr. Fox in El Lay on Sunday night. After the movie, the pair jumped into Alex's Audi and sped off.

We don't understand why they are denying the love, especially Kate. If we were tapping that vamp, we'd be SINGING the news to anyone with ears!

Little Honor Marie is a big girl now!

With poppa Cash Warren checking over his shoulder to make sure the newly walking tot hasn't taken a spill, little Honor was taking in her newfound view of West Hollywood while madre YESsica Alba follows behind.

So precious!

[Image via WENN.]

This past May, Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou welcomed their first baby together, little Kenzo Lee Hounsou.

And recent motherhood has done Kimora some good as she was spotted yesterday looking lovely.

Kim, Djimon, and her daughters, Ming and Aoki, were spotted spending some quality time together in Malibu's Cross Creek Park.

Though judging by the tiara on Aoki's head, we're guessing the diva lifestyle doesn't only apply to Kimora.

As for Kenzo, he's looking adorable!!!!

[Image via WENN.]

We gotta hand it to him. Smart move!

A Cleveland man scarfed down evidence taken from his coat pocket as officers were busy with his arrest! And they had no idea where the evidence disappeared to!

Watch the HIGHlarious ingenuity (above)!!!

She's been in like five episodes? What gives?

The National Enquirer is reporting that Sopranos star turned Desperate Housewives regular Drea Matteo may not be a resident of Wisteria Lane for much longer.

Sources close to the show are saying that the sinking ratings and her big paycheck have forced the hands of the ABC execs to make the decision.

Perhaps this will be one of the causalities of the Oceanic Airlines crash!

[Image via WENN.]

Lou Dobbs in 2012?!

He must be crazy!

A "liberated" Lou Dobbs, who recently left CNN, is thinking about running for President of the United States in the next election saying that it's "one of the discussions that we're having."

Dobbs is said to be trying to reach out to Latinos as he's well-known for his harsh commentary on illegal immigration. Dobbs said, "For the first time, I'm actually listening to some people about politics."

Well there's a novel idea!

Dobbs just wants to do good for his country, saying:

"We've got to do something in this country and I think that being in the public arena means you've got to be part of the solution. I am looking forward to moving ahead in the public arena — journalism, public policy and public life."

Somehow Lou, we don't think the solution includes you!

[Image via Carrie Devorah / WENN.]