Spotted: Pot lovers Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer getting cozy in Miami together this past weekend.

Puff. Puff. Pass.

They have a lot in common!

George Bush's daughter, Jenna, finally settled down!

The former hard-pAArtier married boyfriend Henry Hager in Texas on Saturday.

She probably drank so much she barfed all over her pretty (ugly) Oscar de La Renta gown bfeore the night was over!

Kirsten Dunst checked herself into rehab just a few months ago, but (like Lohan) the actress has already resumed her hard-pAArtying ways.

The NY Daily News is reporting that Drunkst's sobriety may be slipping.

Recently rehabbed Kirsten Dunst partied hard last week for her 26th birthday at Bowery Electric, the new rock bar that has taken over the space of creepy voyeur haven Remote Lounge.

We can't say for sure what the newly sober Dunst was consuming, but spies say the actress looked a lot worse for the wear as she tumbled out on to the street hours after midnight, with girlfriends gripping her arm.

How long until she goes back to rehab???

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Lindsay Lohan has been having major trouble getting work lately.

The "actress" has resorted to working on a leggings line and doing TV work.

And, of course, the one film she was cast in recently just dropped her because no one wants to work with her.

So, you'd think when Lohan gets a job these days, she would take it seriously right???

Wrong!

We had the pleasure and wonderful opportunity to introduce one of the acts at the big Wango Tango concert Saturday night in Irvine, and organizers were scrambling backstage because they thought Lohan was going to be a no-show.

Miley Cyrus joked onstage that Lindsay was flaking because she was afraid of her. Ha!

Even though she was billed as a "co-host" on countless radio spots, Lohan couldn't be bothered to show up until after 9:00 PM.

The show started at 6:30 P.M.!!!!!!!

We have a feeling this will be the last time Lindsay "co-hosts" a Wango Tango event!

Try harder, girl.

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5. Donnie Darko 2: Blasphemous!!!
6. Joe Simpson 2.0 Gets The Shaft
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Happy Mother's Day to all you moms out there!!!!

Perez can barely take pictures, much less make movies or anything resembling that. But, he put his crappy iMovie skills to good use to make this video for his mom.

Te quiero mucho!!!!

xoxo

P.S. The song is "Para Tu Amor" by Juanes.

"A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's credit cards to hire escorts."

P-I-M-P! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

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Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Biel have been ordered by the Screen Actor's Guild to walk off the North Carolina set off their new movie, directed by the cantankerous David O. Russell, because of financing issues.

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Production is only half-way completed. It remains uncertain if/when filming will resume.

For those of you with a good memory (or not), David O. Russell is that scary director that got into a huge fight with Lily Tomlin (caught on tape) on the set of his last movie.

We told you a few weeks ago about the buzz surrounding Jennie Garth's possible involvement in the new 90210 spin-off.

And, now, it's confirmed!

Kelly Taylor will be playing a guidance counselor at her old stomping grounds of West Beverly Hills High.

Unfortunately, she won't be on every episode. Garth is being billed as a "recurring" role.

They've gotta bring Brenda back, yo!

And, instead of Tori, they should totally add Candy Spelling to the cast!!!!

How hot would that be???

Candy can play the principle that's an old, evil bitch.

That role would be perfect for her!

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David Archuleta's overbearing stage father has been banned from American Idol.

The dad from hell will still be allowed to sit in the audiences during taping days, but that's it. He won't be allowed backstage or at rehearsals.

Producers are said to be fed up with Jeff Archuleta's shady ways, and other contestants were reportedly creeped out by him.

Let's hope David's dad is just like Joe Simpson and not Joe Jackson!

"You sang off-key. You're getting the belt!"

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