What would Jesus say about 16-year-olds having premarital sex and getting pregnant????

He'd say, "You fuck-up! But I still love you."

Jamie Lynn Spears and babydaddy Casey Aldridge spent Mother's Day at a local church service in Gloster, Mississippi, on Sunday.

Jamie's momma, Lynne Spears, is still in California.

After spending about an hour inside the church, the family left and went for lunch.

How did U spend your mother's day?

We went to the Polo Lounge with mom and it was lovely, but also sad.

There were SO many old people there! In their 60s and 70s.

Old people make us sad.

Thankfully, Mom enjoyed her present: a lovely necklace from Tiffany's.

Hey, you gotta treat your momma right!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Not only does Amy Winehouse have a serious drug addiction, but, by the look of things, she's also still clearly battling an eating disorder.

A 24-year-old's body is not supposed to look like THAT!

Wino's bloated belly is the result of severe malnutrition and abuse.

When will she finally get her act together???

Amy, and a musician pal, soaked up the sun outside of a recording studio in Henley, U.K. on Sunday.

Get help. Lots of it. For a while!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

The new Indiana Jones movie is getting bad buzz online.

Bummer!

Tom Cruise's Nazi film, Valkyrie, has been pushed back yet again!

The film, which was originally supposed to come out this June, was pushed back to the Autumn.

Now, it's not coming out until some time in 2009.

We smell a disaster!

1. Headline of the Week Weak
2. Why So Demure???
3. She Did It!
4. This Is Not A Joke
5. Donnie Darko 2: Blasphemous!!!
6. Joe Simpson 2.0 Gets The Shaft
7. Dramz On The Set
8. More Reasons To Hate Her
9. Mr. & Mrs. Hager
10. Does This Turn You On????

The British media is reporting that Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are engaged.

If true, then she must not care that he's been reported to be hooking up with other girls and inviting them for threesomes while working on a new film in Miami.

She probably doesn't care!

Kate's the kind of girl we like!

Update: Hudson's rep has denied the engagement reports.

Thankfully!

[Image via WENN.]

This is cruel!

Heather Mills had promised $20,000 to provide new artificial legs for this young Russian mother, tragically disabled in a train accident.

Unfortunately, Mucca has reneged on her vow to do good by the fellow amputee.

Maria Rybkina has not heard from Mills since she used her for this photo op.

Cold! Cold! Cold!

The first bomb of the "summer" box office season!

Speed Racer barely took in $20 million at the U.S. Box Office this past weekend.

The film reportedly took in $20.2 million, but rival studios think Warner Bros. is lying about that number, so they can claim a second place finish.

Iron Man came in first for a second weekend in a row, taking in $50.5 mill.

And, the Ashton Kutcher / Cameron Diaz flick, What Happens In Vegas came in third (or possibly second) with $19.7 million.

We hope WB isn't lying about Speed's take. That would be soooo shady!

Becks, who???

The best player in soccer at the moment, Cristiano Ronaldo, catapulted Manchester United to their 10th Premier League title in 16 years Sunday, beating Wigan 2-0 on the final day of the season.

But, the celebrations may be cut short soon.

Real Madrid is said to be offering Ronnie a MASSIVE deal worth $160 million to defect to their team.

Stay tuned for the latest on Crissy!

Kristin Davis got shy all of a sudden!

The actress refused to appear naked in the new Sex & The City film.

Like we all haven't seen her go there before!

Davis recalled the moment when the film's writer and director Michael Patrick King told her to strip.

She said: "He tried to get me to be naked in the shower scene. I feel like I can't do that stuff. I feel really panicky about that stuff."

And, she added, that when she agreed to shoot a tamed-down (no nudity) version of the scene, she still found the experience "extremely stressful."

Embrace your body, Kristin!

You've got no reason to be shy, honey.

CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored versions of these pics.

Read the rest of this entry »

Where were Nicole Kidman's kids this past weekend????

They were with their mom, Katie Holmes!

Connor & Isabella Cruise attended David Beckham's soccer game in Los Angeles this past weekend with dad Tom and mother Katie.

Nicole, of course, was out of the picture.

Kidman has said in interviews that her children call her "Nicole" and not mom.

Holmes, on the other hand, has said that Connor & Isabella call her "mom."

Thankfully, Nicole's gonna have her own baby with Keith Urban any minute now.

Hopefully she'll spend more time with it than she does her other kids!

[Photo via Getty Images.]