On Thursday's Colbert Report, surprisingly melodic host Stephen Colbert got down to business in promoting guest Woody Harrelson's new movie, The Messengers.

And they pulled it off…Colbert-style!!!!

In running with the military theme of the film, Stephen shaved the actor's head while the two gave a straight-faced, harmonious rendition of the Star Spangled Banner.

Watch the clip (above) for some patriotic LOLs!

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Let's play "Who Looks More Stoned"!

Is it Magically delicious disgusting David Blaine or "Where are the fucking Twinkies?"Woody Harrelson?

Both definitely had to take a Febreeze shower before stepping on the red carpet of the NYC premiere of The Messenger on Sunday night, but it is hard to say which one hit the cheeba harder in the limo over.

Which do U think?

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The living dead dominated at the box office this weekend!

Zombieland, starring Woody Harrelson, earned a surprising $25 million and took the top spot at the US box office!

And that also means that a few roller derby girls were left in the dust!

Drew Barrymore's directorial debut, Whip It, did nothing of the sort this past week as it earned a measly $4.9 million! The film was also beaten by Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, Disney's Toy Story double feature, The Invention of Lying and Surrogates.

Yikes!

How does it really feel to be whipped?!

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“Some folks may have a drink. People may want to pop a pill before going to a party—that’s not for me. Cocaine freaks me out. But I like the mellow vibe of herb. Since we’re all drug addicts, I don’t think it’s a bad choice.”

- Woody Harrelson, to the new issue of Playboy, on being a big stoner

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In the past two months, the WWE has allowed their Monday Night Raw show on USA to be used as a promotional vehicle for guest hosts.

The alternative talk show format has been so well received that rotating hosts will continue to appear on the program until the end of the year.

"We wanted a different way to get our product out there and talked about," says Stephanie McMahon, WWE's executive VP of creative development and operations. "Tying us in with celebrities in Hollywood raises our awareness and gets a variety of people talking about us, which is always a positive place to be. Hopefully it will translate to new viewers."

Jeremy Piven was the most recent douche celebrity to interact with the wrestlers to whore out his new film, along with Seth Green and Shaquille O'Neal.

"They have something to promote, and we have the platform they need," says Chris McCumber, USA Network's executive VP for marketing and brand strategy.

Viewership for Raw is up 10% since the hosts were introduced in June - bringing in audiences of about 5.6 million per week.

That's huge for wrestling!

Upcoming talent includes Bob Barker, Rev. Al Sharpton, Nancy O'Dell and LeBron James. Yet,
Pete Wentz, Asslee Simpson, the Osbournes, Danny DeVito, Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa, Jimmy Fallon, Rachael Ray, MC Hammer, Woody Harrelson and Ashton Kutcher are all considering hosting gigs.

We wanna see Pete vs. Asslee in the ring!

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90's songstress Alanis Morissette has teamed up with fellow eco-friendly celeb Woody Harrelson in the birth of a new green denim brand, Reco Jeans!

So how much of a dent will a pair of Reco Jeans leave in your wallet??

Well, that's entirely up to you!

The eco-friendly denim label is currently in the middle of an online Dutch auction: the customer enters a bid of what they believe the jeans should cost, and Morissette and Harrelson will slap the average bid on the pants' price tag!

As an incentive, the 300 bidders closest to the median price will win a "limited-edition box set" including a pair of jeans and an iPod case.

How much would U pay for a pair of the environmentally sound pants???

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We hope they are not together!

Woody Harrelson was spotted pAArtying at the bar of the Jane hotel in NYC at 1:30 a.m. Saturday morning.

A source claims he was accompanied by male friend and two girl "who were dressed like low-rent call girls jumping on the bar trying to get drinks."

That's where this gets creepy!

Harrelson's rep said that he was there with Zoe Kravitz and her friends, describing them as "cool classy ladies"!!!!

They are girls, not ladies!

Zoe is 20 years old!!!

Kravitz' rep denies the story, saying that she was at the hotel but left at midnight!

What would those two have to talk about?!

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Here's someone we don't hear about often.

After being together for two decades, Woody Harrelson and his long-time girlfriend and mother to his children, Laura Louie, finally got married.

The happy couple exchanged vows this past Sunday.

Woody's rep is confirming the happy news, saying they "were officially married … on the island of Maui."

As for the ceremony, it was simple and small. The two kept the invites to only family and close friends.

Also at the wedding, were their three children ages 15, 12, and 2.

Let's hope marriage doesn't "jinx" things for them!

Wonder if his "buddy" Owen Wilson was invited?

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He pulled a Jessica Simpson!

Mateo McConogay's new movie, Surfer Dude, is bypassing movie theaters and being released direct to DVD tomorrow.

They couldn't even afford to come up with a good poster.

So cheap!

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