UGH!

Kim Kardashian and Vanessa Minnillo are slated to make a guest appearance on an upcoming episode of CSI:NY. They will be playing a duo who come up with an "interesting scheme that ends with murder."

UGH!

AGAIN!

Indulging these girls with serious any acting gig is going to do more harm than good. How will we ever get past the age of dumb bimbos ruling TV if they are constantly given more opportunities to "act"?

Kim already is starting to talk like she is effin Julia Roberts, instead of who she ACTUALLY is. When asked about the cameo, which airs Dec. 16, she replied:

“I am fascinated by crime scene investigating. I swear, I wish I was a crime scene investigator sometimes… I’m having such a good time expanding my roles. I truly love branching out into different characters.”

No! No different characters. There is only one persona we want to see from you and that is a privileged, doe-eyed, big booty reality star who bickers constantly with her family!

And don't think we forgot about you Vanessa. You don't have time for a career. Nick Lachey just called - he needs his ego stroked. Get to it!

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Boo!

Nick and Vanessa threw a Haunted Mansion themed party at Lachey's house on Friday night for their fellow D-listers!

How generous!

Among the guests in attendance were Tommy Lee, Wilmer Valderrama and Nick's brother, Drew.

Sounds like we didn't miss much!

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"We dont know what the future holds. I've given up trying to figure that out. But everything's going good again"

- Nick Lachey to Us Weekly, on when he will propose to former MTV VJ and on-again girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo

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These two are probably LOVING the attention!

According to Life and Style, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo were seen out together on Wednesday night at McFadden's Restaurant and Saloon in New York.

Nick and Vanessa, who split back in June after 3 years together, were said to be "laid-back" and "very friendly to the staff and fellow patrons."

The two of them then headed out together at 9 p.m.

Is anyone remotely surprised?

These two have been seen making out all over the place the past few weeks!

We guess they couldn't find anybody else so they've settled for each other…again!

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This gruesome twosome just can't quit one another!

Exes Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo were spotted making out at LA watering hole The Dime!!

Eeewwww.

Lachey and Minnillo had split earlier this summer after a 3-year-long romance, but we think it's safe to say these two are back on!

A spy in the bar recalls Lachey and Minnillo's PDA sesh: "They were making-out in one of the booths and seemed totally into one another. They were having a great time and definitely appeared to be back on. They didn't care who saw them."

Witnesses say the two were only in the bar with friends for 20 minutes before Minnillo crawled into Lachey's lap and the two started kissing.

Keep it in the bedroom!

No one wants to see that!!

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She's desperate for a new - more famous boyfriend - and she's not going to stop until she gets one!

And it seems like former MTV VJ/failed actress Vanessa Minnillo has just lured a Hollywood actor horny enough to fall into her trap!

According to reports, That '70s Show alum Topher Grace succumbed to her penis-seeking ways on Saturday night.

It all went down at a private party at Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane's house.

According to an eyewitness:

- We saw Vanessa and Spider-Man 3 star Topher chatting. Topher then started rubbing her arm, and Vanessa whispered in his ear and they exchanged phone numbers.

- Before long they were on the dance floor and putting the "dirty" in dirty dancing. Vanessa took off her shoes and held them in one hand, wrapping her other arm around Topher's neck and the next thing we knew she was kissing him on the neck!

- In a bit of perfect timing the DJ spun "Sex on Fire" by Kings of Leon and Vanessa turned her back to Topher, and did a super hot grind/dance while he played with her hair. The music switched to The Jackson Five's ABC and that's when Vanessa and Nick, er Topher starting MAKING OUT right on the dance floor!

- Around 1:30 a.m. Sunday they left the party — together.

Ughhhh. Topher, Topher, Topher.

We hope you used protection!

Don't turn it into anything more than a moment of weakness and a one-night stand!

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Vanessa Minnillo isn't going to let her recent breakup with Nick Lachey get her down.

After three years of dating Jessica Simpson's leftovers, and after months of speculation, Minnillo and Lachey have officially called it quits.

And Minnillo is ready to get back into the dating scene!

Vanessa was spotted Tuesday at the Reebok Easytone party in Beverly Hills. And according to Minnillo an insider, "She certainly wasn't moping in the corner or looking upset over her breakup at all. I saw her talking to three or four really cute guys. She totally seemed to be flirting and didn't look like she was upset or anything."

She's probably had three breakup parties alreadt!

The source adds, "Vanessa doesn't strike me as the type of girl that will remain single for long. She looks like she's on the prowl and that she'll stop at nothing to get her prey."

Hopefully Nick gets an upgrade this time around!

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After three years of screwing around and being the poster couple of downgrading, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have broken up.

We're sure it's just somewhat gratifying to her that that Nick Lachey's life is going to shit, while ex-wife Jessica Simpson is about to rebound (just a little).

A rep fo Minnillo BlahNick has confirmed the couple have called it quits.

A source says that it was an "amicable" split, with both sides still wanting to remain "friends." The source also explains: "They still care about each other very much. This is what's best for both of them."

But where do they go from here? We can't see anyone else wanting to date them. Maybe they'll separate and then get back together after they realize any careers they might have had fizzled out about the same time Nick started doing guest spots on One Tree Hill.

Oh well. Another Hollywood showmance over and done with.

Who's next?

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Vanessa Minnilo wants that ring on her finger so badly that she mentioned the subject to Las Vegas columnist Robin Leach three times in the course of one brief interview.

When referring to a 5-carat diamond on her middle finger, Minillo said, "It will be 10 carats when it moves to the fourth finger!"

It's all about the love with her!!!

Plus, she's delusional if she thinks Nick Lachey can afford that!!!!

The former VJ was in Vegas sans boyfriend, Lachey. She pouted, "So once again it looks as if I'm always the bridesmaid but never the bride."

Yikes!

When Minnillo realized her verbal mishap, she set the record straight with, "This romance is still going strong. There will always be rumblings and rumors that we've broken up, but in fact, it's very much still on – and it keeps on getting better. Maybe this will be the one time I wind up the bride instead of the bridesmaid!"

She's only 28!

Calm down!!!!

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