There's no keeping David Hasselhoff sober for long! Not while there are so many places in the world that are eager to quench his addiction.

Today, we can blame Canada!

The Hoff spent the weekend at the Cascade Casino, where several eyewitnesses saw David severely intoxicated and causing a major scene right on the casino floor! And what's worse, the altercation involved him fighting with an elderly patron!

Casino security were immediately called and the Hoff was escorted off the premises.

Seven hours later, he was seen drinking AGAIN!

How much public embarrassment will it take for this guy to get the hint? And isn't anyone watching him to keep him away from the bars?!

Sad!

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Why do some celebrities have such fame-and-money-hungry parents? It's not enough to have their child in the spotlight, they need to join in as well?

Case in point, Mitch Winehouse!

Amy Whinehouse's cab driver father now has his own show. Well, it's an online chat show, but still.

The UK's Living channel will be hosting the show on their online channel Liv with Mitch set to interview "celebrities" in his cab.

To us, it kind of sounds similar to HBO's Taxicab Confessions. But Mitch's show is called Mitch Winehouse's Showbiz Rant.

The first "star" to appear on it will be Kirstie Alley David Hasselhoff. Seems like there's always someone out there desperate enough to do anything for publicity.

And in the first episode, the two even share some quality bonding time on air.

Mitch tells David about the douchebags "vampires" who prey on their daughters, to which Hasselhoff responds, "They're still little girls, no matter who old Amy is, she's still your little girl."

Oh, so touching. And yet quite boring!

Check out the short clip above.

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If you missed watching U2's live concert on YouTube, here's your second chance to see them for free in Berlin!

Bono and the gang will be belting out the tunes at no cost on November 5th to celebrate the 20 years since the falling of the Berlin Wall, which ended separation between east and west Germany.

What? They didn't want to bring in David Hasselhoff to sing "Looking for Freedom"???

We're sure he still has that super awesome light-up jacket hanging in his closet.

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Really, who thought this was a good idea?

According to reports, David Hasselhoff is said to almost have a finalized deal in place with A&E.

But according to his daughter Hayley, she tweeted last week that "The Hasselhoffs signed the deal with A&E ….. Get readdyy for it."

However, reps for A&E only commented that "We are discussing a possibility of doing a documentary series with David and his kids."

And The Hoff's rep also confirmed that the deal isn't yet signed.

As for their mom, Pamela Bach, she won't be appearing on the show.

But please, one trainwreck with The Hoff is enough to keep us entertained. Slightly.

Let the Z-list acting begin.

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We've lost count at this point!

According to The Sun, David Haselhoff was hospitalized after a 2-day drinking binge at St Martins Lane Hotel in London.

But, it wasn't just the drinking! It seems he is quite the handful when intoxicated!!

The Hoff's assistant called a doctor for medical attention and the star freaked out when the physician arrived. In a fit of rage directed at his employee, Dr. Paul Ettlinger was injured instead. He is said to have a bruised forehead from the accidental altercation!

We don't see how this is better! He was gonna hit his assistant?!

Fearing that the Hoff was out of control, the actor was confined to the basement until an ambulance arrived.

"David is very hard to handle when he drinks, often very emotional and aggressive," claims a source close to the star. "On this occasion he became so drunk he wet his hotel bed - ruining two mattresses - and was becoming a real pain for staff."

Ewwww!

Hasselhoff was taken to the Capio Nightingale Hospital, where he spent two nights in a private suite before being discharged on Thursday.

The guy obviously needs some serious help!

May we suggest being the subject of an Intervention episode?!

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After reports surfaced this morning that David Hasselhoff was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning, the Hoff is striking back saying that he was suffering from an ear infection and yesterday's events were a complete misunderstanding.

Right!

Apparently, Hasselhoff couldn't reach his family doctor after the mixture of Antivert, an ear infection med, and Antabuse, a med for alcoholism, caused an imbalance in his equilibrium. He wasn't feeling well so that's why an ambulance was called.

We distinctly remember The Hoff spewing similar BS doing damage control last time this happened in May.

Not sure if you're convincing anyone, David.

Get help!

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David Hasselhoff was rushed to the hospital on Sunday for alcohol poisoning once again. This is the second time just this year alone! The first was back in May.

Sad.

The Hoff was at home with his 17-year-old daughter, Hayley, who was sobbing uncontrollably and went with him in the ambulance. Hasselhoff was said to be drinking heavily for a full day and 911 was called after he appeared to be in physical danger.

The Hoff has been hospitalized with alcohol poisoning more than 5 times over the past several years!

A source close to him says, "It's sad. He needs help and he's in denial."

We hope David becomes strong enough to get the help he needs, not only for his own sake, but for his daughters' as well!

Stop being such a mess!

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David Hasselhoff still has some game left at his old age.

The soon to be 57-year-old has been spotted clubbing several times this month in London and with a different girl almost every time.

His latest lady friend was spotted with him Tuesday night as they arrived at Bungalow 8 nightclub and then headed over to Movida nightclub.

And The Hoff made sure to tell the paps that the gal pal he was holding onto so tightly was his new girlfriend.

At least she's got a nice bod!

His boobs are almost as big as hers!

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The DTV switchover seems to have destroyed television viewership for the summer!

The premiere of NBC's America's Got Talent was #1 in the ratings on Tuesday night, but the staggering 11.3 million viewers is a 14% drop from last season's premiere.

Yikes!

Producers were hoping to bank on SuBo's success with Britain's Got Talent as a draw for US viewers, but no such luck. Critics panned the premiere for not having a "Susan Boyle moment."

Even swapping Jerry Springer out for Nick Cannon as host didn't help boost the figures!

I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here's viewership also dramatically dropped on Tuesday night with 4.3 million viewers; the lowest rated episode of the entire season.

Maybe it's time for NBC execs to stop recycling old ideas!

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