It wouldn't surprise us!

Lindsay seems to be back on the peen and Gerard Butler is a total manwhore, being linked to both Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston recently!

Lindsay Lohan was in Morocco for the Sol Kerzner Mazagan Beach Resort launch this weekend, and it was quite the celebrity event with Naomi Campbell, Guy Ritchie, Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber also in attendance.

But Lindsay only had eyes for Gerard apparently and they were spotted making out after a bout of dirty dancing.

Lindsay told the UK's Mirror:

"I'm fed up of all the drama. I just want to find someone who loves me back. I feel like I’m going to have a heart attack every time I think about the break-up [from SaMAN Ronson]. I came here to get away from it all. I’m ready to have fun now…I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m gonna have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world after all."

Gerard and Lindsay were last seen taking off together in a golf cart into the night.

We know what those two got up to!

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Gee, we wonder if they used Photoshop?

What you are seeing is the latest collaboration of Flaunt Magazine and David LaChapelle for an upcoming cover of the magazine. You are also looking at only one version of David's vibrant work.

The magazine has two covers in circulation: this one, where Naomi Campbell's breast is covered by her hair, and a second, where it is not. The latter wont' be sent out for general distribution and consumption for obvious reasons, but we have it here for you to feast your eyes upon.

Check out the uncensored version of the cover….after the jump!

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Simon Cowell is celebrating his 50's birthday on Wednesday and the Brit had an early birthday party this weekend in England.

And from what we've heard, it was a lot of racy fun with a sort of Moulin Rogue theme to it.

One act included a performer dressed as a woman's privates who went on stage and pretended to use several sex toys. Inneresting.

We can only image what his 82-year-old mother, Julie, thought of the whole thing!

Simon's publicist and friend, Max Clifford, revealed: “It was a brilliant party, some parts of it had an outrageously camp theme. The funniest thing was seeing Simon trying to explain it to his mum, who was there with a priest and some of her friends from church. She asked what it was and he told her it was a sideways mouth and a toothbrush but it was very suggestive and it was very clear what it was supposed to be"

Another show included an almost fully naked woman doing a reverse strip, where she went on stage and dressed herself.

In attendance were many of Simon's friends, including several of his ex's such as Terri Seymour, and celebs like Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Piers Morgan, Dannii Minogue, Cheryl Cole, Randy Jackson, Ryan Seacrest and others.

The party ended around 5 in the morning with a naked guy staggering to a car and being driven away.

Simon Cowell + Ryan Seacrest + A Naked Man = Three Happy Men.

Good times!

[Image via WENN.]

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Looks like Naomi Campbell had a great time this past weekend.

The past-her-prime supermodel with the icky granny neck was spotted on Saturday pAArtying it up at the VIP Room Club in Saint-Tropez.

Campbell was joined by her Russian billionaire boytoy, Vladislav Doronin.

But it seems Naomi was having just a bit too much fun, cuz on several occasions she gave partygoers a bit of an eyeful!

So, what do U think?

Did Naomi fully flash clubbers? Or did her undies save the day?

CLICK HERE to find out!

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Naomi's at it again!

Miz Campbell allegedly slapped Italian photographer Gaetano Di Giovanni, clocked him with her purse and swiped at his left eye with her nails!!

Giovanni recalled the story of the supermodel attacking him on the island of Lipari to an Italian newspaper.

Says the photog: "First she hit with her bag, screaming at me and then she tried to slap me. I managed to avoid her – but her nails still got my eye. For a few seconds I could not see a thing. I could hear that her bodyguards and her boyfriend were trying to drag her away."

He claims Campbell's attack landed him in the hospital with scratches and bruises.

Hmmm!

Campbell's rep says the story is "completely untrue," which we're leaning towards believing because no legal action has been taken by Giovanni!

If Naomi beats the shiz out of you, you $ue!!!

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No, do not attempt to adjust your computer screen, what you're seeing is real.

Naomi Campbell - yes, that one - met with Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan's wife, Emine Erdogan, on Wednesday to discuss their views on aid campaigns that help Turkish girls go to school to which the Campbell and Erdogan both contribute.

We wonder if the meeting was as awkward as it looks!

[Image via Abaca USA.]

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Naomi Campbell isn't as cold-hearted as she appears to be. She's actually got a little bit of human kindness in her.

Monday night, several celebs and fashion insiders attended the 2009 Metropolitan Museum of Art's annual Costume Institute Gala in NYC.

The evening had several high and low points, with notable designers such as Marc Jacobs and fashion editor Anna Wintour in attendance. Though noticeably absent from the event was fashion designer Azzedine Alaïa. None of his dresses were even exhibited in the Model As Muse exhibit.

So why not invite one of the top designers to the event? Alaia blames it on Wintour. He stated in a recent interview that "She has too much power over this museum." Seems Anna's not a big fan of his.

So Alaia decided to ask seven models who were going to wear his designs to the show, not to wear his creations. One of those models included Naomi Campbell.

So instead, Campbell decided to skip the whole event!

Campbell has reportedly been a "muse" for Alaia for the past 23 years and even lived with him in Paris when she started her career and has been known to call him "Papa." A rep for the supermodel said Naomi "feels she doesn’t want to attend unless she can represent his work." Also not in attendance due to Alaia's snubb was Stephanie Seymour,

However, Met exhibit curator, Harold Koda, is defending Wintour (he knows what's good for him) and claiming that The Devil had nothing to do with the situation and he apparently just didn't include Alaia's work figuring the designer wouldn't agree to be part of a group show.

Riiiiight. Cuz calling to find out would have been too much work, right?

Either way, kudos to Campbell for sticking up for her designer!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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Is Bollywood really that desperate?

Naomi Campbell took part in a fashion show last week in Mumbai. After the show, she was reportedly asked to come back and audition for a film.

What a HOrrible idea!

A source says, "Naomi had never modelled in India before but she loved every minute. At the end of the show, two well-known Bollywood producers approached her and asked if she'd be interested in screen testing. Naomi was incredibly flattered and plans to come back to Mumbai for more talks whenever she next has a break in her schedule."

Really, what type of acting skills does Naomi have?

Maybe if they cast her as an aging model with one hell of a temper, she could play the role well!

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"Violent super-bigot" - AKA Naomi Campbell - has settled with the maid she allegedly beat when the maid couldn't find a pair of her designer jeans.

Deets of the settlement were not released, but Campbell's law dog said, "Everybody's happy with the way it ended." And that's because Naomi beat them all into submission.

There, settled!

Ex-maid Gaby Gibson also claimed that Campbell would often deride her difficulty with the English language, saying things like "You are not in the Third World anymore, stupid!" and then made light of the situation with a shirt that read "Noami hit me and I liked it."

It's only a matter of time until she strikes again!

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