Multiple sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Mary-Kate Olsen's boyfriend, artist Nate Lowman, is getting very close to wacktress Kirsten Drunkst.

You've been warned, girl!

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Kiki Drunkst is selling her Nichols Canyon home in Los Angeles and she's asking for $1.7 million.

The house doesn't even have a pool!!!!

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Spider-Man star Kirsten Dunst enjoys lunch at Orso in Los Angeles on Tuesday.

Kiki Drunkst is pointing at ____________.

[Image via WENN.]

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We've got to wear out sunglasses as we write this post.

The ever so lovely Kirsten Drunkst was spotted yesterday shopping around in Hollywood with a gal pal.

Perhaps the talented Kiki should try out Lindsay Lohan's new tanning line?

The glare from Kiki's legs is frightening!

We'd rather see Drunkst in an oompa-loompa Dina-orange than looking so pale and sickly.

Then again knowing Kiks, she probably thinks she looks hawtt like that.

What do U think?

[Image via WENN.]

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Kirsten Dunst might be going to court soon. Not because of anything illegal she might have done.

She hasn't been caught - yet!

Instead, it turns out she might have to take the stand in Manhattan and testify against a sleazy mechanic who robbed her.

The incident took place back in August 2007 when 35-year-old James Jimenez and his accomplice, Jarrod Beinerman, left the SoHo Grant Hotel, where Kiki was staying, and walked away with thousands of dollars worth of her belongings. One of the items was a $13,000 Balenciaga handbag.

Luckily for Drunkst, the accused were caught on camera as they left the hotel.

As for Beinerman, he pleaded guilty to attempted burglary last year and was sentenced to more than four years in prison.

Let's hope Jimenez gets the same.

The trial is set to begin May 11th. .

Don't people know by now, stealing will end you up in jail!

[Image via WENN.]

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A bleary-eyed Kirsten Drunkst plays a video game at Niagara bar in NYC on Monday night.

The Perezcious reader that snapped this pic tells us that Kiki was boozing it up.

Uhmm….

Isn't that a bad idea for someone that went to rehab last year????

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As we mentioned last week, Kirsten Dunst recently did an interview where she talked about supposedly not caring what she looks like.

She said, "I don't have the energy to care if people criticise the way I look. I'm over getting dressed up."

And judging by yesterday's outfit, we kind of believe her.

The lovely creature was spotted having lunch on Wednesday in Beverly Hills looking like that.

That brown paper bag should have been placed over her head!

It'd make it a bit easier to look at her photo that way.

[Image via WENN.]

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We all know Kirsten Dunst dresses and looks like [fill in the adjective]/

It's no surprise.

But, in a new interview with UK's OK magazine, Kiki goes out of her way to defend the fact that she apparently doesn't care how she dresses.

The 26 year-old says, "I don't have the energy to care if people criticise the way I look. I'm over getting dressed up, although it's fun sometimes - like when my younger brother Christian and I got ready together to go to the Oscars. But other than that, though, I couldn't care less."

Seriously, no one else could care either.

But Kiki continues, "Being fun is way better than being beautiful. I would rather entertain people."

The only way we can imagine Drunkst entertaining us is by looking hideous!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

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As we mentioned earlier this month, Kirsten Dunst actually had a stalker.

Some creepy dude was found trespassing on the "actress'" canyon property in the Hollywood Hills. And the trespasser had done it before.

Well, good news for Kiki.

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Richard E. Rico granted Drunkst a retraining order against a 25 year-old delusional Christopher R. Smith.

Smith has been ordered to stay away from Drunkst, as well as her personal assistant, her home, and any place she may work.

Work? Hah!

Neither Drunst nor Smith attended the hearing.

What type of stalker is that?

Typically stalkers are the first ones in the courtroom with the hopes of catching a glimpse at their target of obsession.

Maybe Smith was just a stupid burglar who couldn't figure out how to break into her home?

Either way, Kiki has won this case.

Let's hope Smith stays away.

[Image via WENN.]

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