What an ass!

Jude Law still hasn't been able to find the time to visit his new baby daughter, Sophia, and she was born back in September!

But he did manage to pick up some ladies in the Hamlet audience!

After getting their phone numbers, Us Weekly reports that he texted the two women and invited them back to his place. They were there for THREE hours!

We imagine that 3 was probably the magic number for the evening.

Maybe Jude and Sluttyienna aren't back together after all!

They're probably just screwing!

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Jude Law may have said he and Sluttyienna Miller are "just friends", but their actions seem to be speaking louder than words.

The former lovebirds were just seen getting very cozy after they arrived together at The Box on the lower East Side in New York.

A spywitness said "It looked like he wanted people to see that they were together" and even though lots of ladies were approaching him he "only had eyes for Sienna".

Barf!

Before the two disappeared at around 3:30 a.m., the source goes on to say that Jude and Slutty "looked like more than just friends".

If they are hooking up, for both of their sakes we hope they're using protection. We all know Jude has super sperm and Slutty, well you just never know what her yoni has been banging!

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No offense, but who is stupid enough to purchase an apartment next to a college dormitory, especially if you are famous?

Jude Law, that's who!

Seems Jude thought it would be a good idea to get himself an apartment now that he is in Hamlet on Broadway. He clearly didn't have the best real-estate agent, as his balcony is in full view of the the NYU freshman dorms.

And boy are they excited about it!

Several students admit to frequently keeping their noses pressed to the glass, waiting to catch a glimpse of Jude in all his hawtness.

And, so far, they haven't been disappointed. But as you can imagine, Jude is getting sick of being gawked at all day long. One day, he got so sick of the girlies staring at him, he threw fruit at their window! How very Shakesperan of him!

A student recalls: "He noticed we were there and we started waving at him. Then he went inside and came back with two oranges. He threw them at our window, but he missed."

But at first if you don't suceed, get more fruit! And that is exactly what he did: "This time, he hit the windows — there was orange pulp on the glass for a week — and then he went back to working out. Now we don't like Jude Law anymore."

Nor would we!

Overreacting much, Jude?

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Breathe easy, Jude Law!

Though you might have a new mouth to feed, your Broadway career is holding solid!

The Broadway production of Hamlet is a BIG success on the Great White Way. Producers are rejoicing as the classic Shakespeare play is selling out and in the first three months of production, they have already recouped the show's $2.5 million costs.

A triumph for a Broadway show these days, indeed!

But to continue to be a success or not to be - that is the question!

Hopefully, there are enough young girls left in NYC with some spare cash that want to ogle Jude's handsome face.

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Despite Microsoft's decision to pull out of sponsoring Sunday's Family Guy Presents: Seth and Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show due to "content concerns", Warner Bros. isn't afraid to put their movie promotion money where their mouth is!

The studio will take over the endorsement to promote their holiday blockbuster Sherlock Holmes, with Robert Downey Jr and Jude Law.

The Family Guy special is supposed to be HIGHlarious, but we can't wait to get our hands on the deleted scenes. Supposedly, a sequence in the show about Miley Cyrus and her relationship with her father has been cut from the final product!

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Earlier this week, reports came out that Jude Law and Sienna Miller were getting back together.

The two had been spotted meeting up several times in New York, which reps for the two confirmed.

But now Jude is speaking out and denying the reports that he's back with Sluttyienna.

Embarrassed already?

A rep for Jude states, "Jude and Sienna are just friends and are seeing each other socially occasionally as they are both on Broadway, performing just one block apart."

Does "friends with benefits" mean the same thing?

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We have to admit they made a pretty good looking couple. You know, until he cheated on her with the nanny!

Jude Law and Sienna Miller have met up several times in New York as they are both starring in Broadway productions at the moment.

A rep had confirmed that the two have met up but hasn't commented on whether or not the two are dating again.

Sluttyienna could be wary of a relationship with Jude again.

A source reveals: “Sienna had her heart broken by Jude, but she was young and it was the first time she’d fallen in love. What people don’t realize is that they always remained close, so who knows where this will lead to next."

Sounds like it would lead to one of them cheating on the other.

Neither of them are strangers to infidelity!

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Last month, Jude Law's baby momma, Samantha Burke, gave birth to his 4th child, baby girl Sophia.

Although Jude seems to be an absent dad, we hope he's been good with the child support. But with the amount of cash Burke just received for selling her baby pics, she won't need his dirty money for a while.

Sources say that Burke has sold the pictures of 1-month-old Sophia to Hello! magazine for about $300,000!

As for Jude's reaction to his baby momma selling his daughter's pictures, a source reveals that "He wants to handle this as privately as possible, and Samantha is making a circus out of it."

And Burke didn't just stop at the baby pics, she also threw in an interview in which she did, what else, talk about Jude most of the time. Like the fact that he has yet to see his newborn daughter.

Say Burke about Sophia:

"She's already got such a great personality. I think he'll fall in love with her when he sees her. There are no plans for it to happen at the moment, but I know he's busy."

"Her features are more like Jude's. She has his chin and nose, and she does a little pout that I notice that he's done before. I think her eyes are more like mine, though.

And what about Jude taking part in Sophia's life?

Money-hungry Burke says:

"I hope for him to be just as good as he is to his three children by Sadie Frost. He's a great father to his three kids. She's his daughter and I believe he'll come through. I mean once you see her face, how can you deny it?"

Oh wait, she's not a "gold-digger", Burker claims that those accusations "really hurt. I have never dated a guy for money. All my ex-boyfriends were just normal guys."

Really? And did all your ex-boyfriends just happen to accidentally knock you up as well? Guess you only forgot to take the pill when you were with Jude?

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Sort of.

The New York Times ran an article about actress Sienna Miller dubbing her "Serial Miller" in reference to her many, MANY high-profile romances including Jude Law, Rhys Ifans and Balthazar Getty.

But they named two others that Sienna denies having more than a friendship with and they corrected the "mistake":

"An article…about Sienna Miller misstates the nature of the relationships that she had with Heath Ledger and Sean Combs. She was friends with both of them; she did not have romantic flings with either of them."

Sluttyiena is in New York starring alongside Jonny Lee Miller in After Miss Julie. She says of being in the show:

"I underestimated that a play like this requires incredible concentration, which is something that doesn’t come naturally to me. And I’m struggling with stamina and endurance. I’m not fit enough, and I’ve had to join a gym. I wake up every morning sounding like Marge Simpson and looking like something out of Gremlins."

WOOF, sounds awful! Miller also commented on her highly-documented missteps in the media:

"I’m more frivolous. I haven’t been as bright in some of the decisions I’ve made. Keira [Knightley] is just a more evolved person. I feel we live in the kind of culture now where you have to be very smart to navigate the right way, and I just don’t have those smarts. I think with age and time it will change, but I can’t obsess about it."

At least she admits to making stupid choices such as dating married people for example!

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