In the land of unwatched television, you're sure to find Jennifer Love Desperate!

And because no one is watching, they can justify putting a stripperific pole dance on the old people favorite, the Ghost Whisperer!

Is she trying to channel a dead stripper's honkey tonk?! Because hers is all up on that pole!

The common denominator: it all brings us closer to death!

Watch the clip (above) if you dare!

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Unfortunately, so does Jennifer Love Desperate!

This holiday season, grab the fam and turn on the TV for some fabricated holiday cheer! CBS is bringing you an animated remake of Yes, Virginia, the story of a little girl who lives in NYC circa the late 1800s and has a crisis of faith when a bully at school tells her there is no Santa Claus. She then writes a letter to the New York Sun asking for a definitive answer, which she receives, in what has become one of the most famous editorials of all time.

Neil Patrick Harris will be lending his voice to Virgina's father, with Jennifer voicing the mother.

Thank goodness this isn't live action! Bleh!

You can check out all the holiday fun on Dec 11th.

Will U tune in?

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The celebrities were out in full force last night for the premiere of the Michael Jackson documentary, This Is It.

Adam Lambert, Katy Perry, Will Smith, Jennifer Lopez, Paula Abdul, Neil Patrick Harris, Ashley Tisdale, David Cook and Jennifer Love Desperate were just a few among the red carpet of the star-studded event.

Did U see the film yet?

What did U think?

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Did he or didn't he??????

Jennifer Love Hewitt has come to her cheating love's rescue, and is attacking the media for suggesting that Jamie Kennedy cheated on her!

You know, with that 23-year-old blondie and ex of Kennedy's, Shannon Funk!

"I'm not going to lie – it's not annoying, it's hurtful," says J. Love. "Because he is like the most awesome person."

We're totally convinced!

Hewitt continues: "I really hate that people would make it seem like he's not really a good guy, and not treating me well. He treats me very well."

We'll see about that!

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Rumors continue swirling that Jamie Kennedy has become disillusioned with his girlfriend Jennifer Love Desperate and plans to reconcile with his ex, Shannon Funk.

Ya know, the girl he's been cheating on her with?

"People just keep going on [with the rumor-mongering]. We know what we are," claims Kennedy.

Well, you didn't say happy!!!

After performing at the venue on Saturday, a Laugh Factory rep claims that Jamie announced "his eyes had stopped roaming and that he had no plans of ruining a good thing."

It seems Jennifer is living up to her nickname!!!

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She's losing her old people demographic!

Though Jennifer Love Hewitt's old people hit Ghost Whisperer still finished first for the 8 P.M. slot last night, it was with a pathetic showing of only 7.63 million viewers with a 1.7 rating/6 share among adults 18-49.

That might sound rather decent to you, however, compared to last year, there is a considerable loss - almost 2 million viewers and 32% decrease in the demo.

Sucks to be you Jen!

Hey, they are remaking Scream. Maybe you can convince someone to care about What You Did Last Summer?!

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Now we would never reveal our sources, but Jamie Kennedy is publicly ratting out his now-former assistant, blaming him for reports that he was cheating on Jennifer Love Hewitt. Or so he'd like us, the world and her to believe.

Of rumors in their relationship, a rep for Hewitt says: "This is a completely fabricated story made up by a disgruntled former employee, terminated for cause. Jamie and Jennifer are happy and still together."

A source close to Kennedy (maybe it's him, maybe it's not) tells PerezHilton.com exclusively:

"Jamie's assistant, Miguel , went nuts and started making shit up. This is a David Spade situation, where the assistant gets jealous of the stars lifestyle and snaps. Miguel snapped and started texting Love late at night and just being a freak. Then he tried to take Jamie down by making shit up. Jamie's lucky he didn't get tazered in his sleep by this guy!

And there you have it!

The little guy takes the fall.

Poor Miguel, whether he's guilty or not, he's fucked!

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"I fall asleep feeling beautiful. Then, in the morning, before I leave the house, I say five things I love about myself."

- Jennifer Love Desperate tells the new issue of Shape

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Poor Love!

Impeccable sources (no, not her) reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Jamie Kennedy has been cheating on Jennifer Love Hewitt with his ex-girlfriend, Shannon Funk.

Yes, that's the same chick that was Britney's assistant for a hot minute - back when Spears was a hot mess.

Love, once a cheater always a cheater.

Dump him!

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