And that might even be an understatement.

Charlie Sheen's second wife Brooke Muller was unhappy after the Emmy Awards Sunday when she was presented with gifts of a lesser value than other celebrities - specifically Charlie's ex, Denise Richards.

Brooke headed to an Emmy Awards gifting suite, where she requested a diamond-and-gold Hershey's Kiss necklace and was offered silver instead.

The nerve!

Well, Brooke went into a celebutard rage when she heard that Denise did in fact get the diamond necklace and she couldn't, she yelled: "She's going down!"

No word yet if Denise has been brought down or not, although we can't imagine her being able to sink any lower than her current status.

Oh wait, yes we can. She could be this bitch and still be married to Charlie Sheen!

By the way, maybe we're out of the loop, but a gold Hershey's kiss hanging around your neck sounds tacky as hell to us. Just saying.

[Image via WENN.]

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OMG, Denise Richards!

WTf????

No, seriously! What the fuckity fuck fuck????

Denise was working quite the… um… "look" at Saturday night's launch of Disney & Muppet Myzos at Fred Segal in Santa Monica.

The bleached-out hair? Fail.

The more-than-hideous dress? Fail.

And that Orangina tan???

Fail. Fail. FAIL.

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Denise Richards was spotted looking tangerine-ish at the Give & Get Fete held at Frederic Fekkai in Beverly Hills earlier this week.

What a beautiful, natural, orange hue!

We can only begin to wonder if Crazy Eyes was using Lindsay Lohan's line of self tanners, Sevin Nyne.

And why are her legs so much darker than her face?

Did LOLhan apply it herself to Denise????

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Denise Richards keeps it real by rendezvousing with "friends with benefits" at hotels, where the pair will romp with no strings attached.

How trashy, yet respectful of her two little daughter! Take notes, girls. You too will be as slutty in 30 years!

According to Richards, who's been single since her famous divorce from Charlie Sheen, "You don't want to bring them home to your house, but I have certain needs. Friends with benefits are awesome. I used to be like, 'Oh no, you have to be in a relationship.' But after going through a divorce, I'm like, 'Life is short, I wanna have a good time.'"

Have fun! Be safe!

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During an appearance on Howard Stern's SIRIUS radio show on Thursday, Denise Richards divulged that she has had not one or two but three boob jobs!

She's like Pamela Anderson!

Richards shared, "I was 19, and my roommate had the best boobs ever, and she had just had hers done. I was flat as a board, and I thought 'Whoa, you can just buy them' and stupidly had them done!"

After her first operation, Denise felt her breasts were too big for her body so she had a second one.

"The next guy put bigger ones in, and it was not good — they were a D!" she said.

Richards added that her doctor assumed she wanted to look more voluptuous because she's an actress.

Since when are doctors allowed to assume what you are paying for?!

Her third procedure fixed everything.

"I was young and should have researched better. You know, it was a big mistake. Young girls, don't do it!" exclaimed the actress.

Learn from Denise's boobs mistakes!

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Though you would think Denise Richards is a cannibal, she actually found the drugs will to keep her civil enough to have dinner with ex-husband Charlie Sheen.

The dinner was a conglomerate of Sheen spawn and wives, as not only did Denise and their two daughters attend, but also Charlie's new wife Brooke Mueller and their twin boys.

And everyone is still in one piece!

Denise confessed in an interview: "We've worked very hard to get it to this place, and I'm so grateful for it…It's a lot less stress, it's a lot less money, that we get along."

That sounds suspiciously mature. We don't know if we're buying it.

But Denise maintains: "I'm a Mom, I have two daughters that depend on me. So I put all that stuff aside and I kind of just live in a little bubble."

If it's true, good for you.

If it's not, we're sure we'll hear all about the real crazy on your reality show.

[Image via WENN.]

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We thought that Denise Richards' of rendition of Take Me Out To The Ball Game was wonderfully sucktastic, but what did Ms. Richards think?

Well, she's letting us know!

When asked what it was like to sing at Wringley Field, she replied:

"Horrifying. I'm not a singer and then to be in front of all those people is a little terrifying."

Terrifying…traumatizing, what's really the difference right?!

At least she knows how HOrrific she was!

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Brilliant!

D-list reality TV star/former actress Denise Richards completely butchered Take Me Out To The Ballgame at a Chicago Cubs game on Friday.

All of Illinois must still be traumatized!

CLICK HERE to watch Charlie Sheen's pain-in-the-neck ex destroy the song.

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Reality ho Denise Richards was spotted leaving a dance studio with her Dancing With the Stars partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

Hands off, biyatch!

He is engaged!

Something tells us that that wouldn't make a difference to the ex Mrs. Charlie Sheen.

We wonder if Denise and Sluttyienna Miller have ever met?

We bet they'd hit it off immediately!

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