And Katie Couric delivers the CBS Evening News while Howie Mandel hosts Deal or No Deal.

As sad a statement as that may be, don't feel too bad for Katie. She's pocketing $15 million a year!

Forbes revealed their highest paid primetime television personalities with Simon Cowell topping the list at $75 million! And that's just on American television! Cowell appears on both Britain's Got Talent and The X Factor in the UK.

Donald Trump follows Simon at $50 million with Ryan Seacrest taking the 3rd place spot at $35 million. Charlie Sheen and Steve Carell are in 4th and 5th place with $21 million and $20 million respectively.

But the moral of this story is that Howie Mandel makes $15 million a year!

It's inspirational! If he can do it, so can you!

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And that might even be an understatement.

Charlie Sheen's second wife Brooke Muller was unhappy after the Emmy Awards Sunday when she was presented with gifts of a lesser value than other celebrities - specifically Charlie's ex, Denise Richards.

Brooke headed to an Emmy Awards gifting suite, where she requested a diamond-and-gold Hershey's Kiss necklace and was offered silver instead.

The nerve!

Well, Brooke went into a celebutard rage when she heard that Denise did in fact get the diamond necklace and she couldn't, she yelled: "She's going down!"

No word yet if Denise has been brought down or not, although we can't imagine her being able to sink any lower than her current status.

Oh wait, yes we can. She could be this bitch and still be married to Charlie Sheen!

By the way, maybe we're out of the loop, but a gold Hershey's kiss hanging around your neck sounds tacky as hell to us. Just saying.

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Talk about vying for attention!

Charlie Sheen has written an open letter to President Barack Obama asking him to reopen the investigation about 9/11. Charlie is convinced that "the official story behind 9/11 is a fraud" and by pulling this stunt just a few short days before the eighth anniversary, we can only imagine he is attempting to get some other crackpots to jump on the bandwagon.

In his letter to the President, Charlie claims that "9/11 has been the pretext for the systematic dismantling of our Constitution and Bill of Rights." Charlie also believes the "Bush/Cheney regime" and the CIA orchestrated 9/11 as a ploy to invade Iraq.

Let it go, Charlie. Concentrate on your career, something you can control and will get paid to talk crazy for.

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Though you would think Denise Richards is a cannibal, she actually found the drugs will to keep her civil enough to have dinner with ex-husband Charlie Sheen.

The dinner was a conglomerate of Sheen spawn and wives, as not only did Denise and their two daughters attend, but also Charlie's new wife Brooke Mueller and their twin boys.

And everyone is still in one piece!

Denise confessed in an interview: "We've worked very hard to get it to this place, and I'm so grateful for it…It's a lot less stress, it's a lot less money, that we get along."

That sounds suspiciously mature. We don't know if we're buying it.

But Denise maintains: "I'm a Mom, I have two daughters that depend on me. So I put all that stuff aside and I kind of just live in a little bubble."

If it's true, good for you.

If it's not, we're sure we'll hear all about the real crazy on your reality show.

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As we reported a couple of weeks ago, a sequel to the iconic '80s film Wall Street is in the works.

Oliver Stone has signed on to once again direct the film and Michael Douglas will be reprising his role as Gordon Gekko.

Shia LaDouche is "in negotiations" to join the film, but somebody noticeable absent from the sequel talk is original cast member Charlie Sheen.

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that the filmmakers approached Sheen with an insulting offer.

An insider tells us, "First, they only asked Charlie to make a cameo in the film. And, also, they practically wanted him to do it for free."

Sheen is hoping to get a larger role in the movie. And rightfully so, don't ya think?

"Charlie thinks it's a mistake to make Wall Street 2 without him," a source tells us.

What do U think????

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Charlie Sheen's newborn son, Max, has finally joined his twin brother Bob at home!

Thank goodness!

“He is fine, he made weight and went home,” Sheen's rep Stan Rosenfield revealed on Tuesday,

The littlest Sheen, born on March 14th, was stuck in the hospital for a couple of weeks due to "birth-related weight issues."

It is also being reported that Max suffers from a heart condition.

Happy to hear that he's home, though!

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So now Entertainment Tonight is re-confirming that little Max does have a heart condition, but remains hospitalized for his low birth weight.

How sad!

A rep for dad Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueler-Sheen said, "The Sheen's appreciate the outpouring of concern but have assured everyone that both Bob and Max are fine."

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Charlie Sheen and his wife, non-celeb Brooke, recently welcomed twin boys into the world (on March 14th).

Unfortunately, the reputable and reliable Entertainment Tonight is reporting that one of their newborn sons, Max, is currently in the hospital and has been diagnosed with a heart condition.

Major suckage!

Our thoughts go out to Charlie and his family.

Update: Wow. Entertainment Tonight got it wrong!

Sheen's rep just issued a statement denying that little Max has a heart condition. As to why he's in the hospital, Charlie's publicist explains, "Charlie and Brooke's infant son remains in the hospital, not because of a heart condition as reported, but because he has not gained the weight necessary to leave hospital. Max is expected to reach the weight requirement shortly and will join his brother [Bob] at home. The Sheens appreciate the outpouring of concern but have assured everyone that both Bob and Max are fine.

Through his rep, Charlie himself says, "The weight issue is very common among infants who were born before reaching full term. I know a lot of people are not fond of hospital food' I just didn't realize they that started so young."

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Charlie Sheen has opened up about his newborn baby boys with Brooke Mueller, Bob and Max!

Sheen described being a parent to twin boys as "pretty amazing… Not a whole lot of sleep, but what parent does at this stage? There's adrenaline, excitement, fear…" the proud papa gushed.

And what's the deal with the basic baby names?

"They're very short and simple, easy to spell and remember… Bob is the same frontward and backward. I'm a fan of short and simple names," explained the Two and a Half Men star.

Sheen also has two daughters, Sam and Lola, with ex-wife Denise Richards.

Congrats to the new dad!

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