Sort of.

The New York Times ran an article about actress Sienna Miller dubbing her "Serial Miller" in reference to her many, MANY high-profile romances including Jude Law, Rhys Ifans and Balthazar Getty.

But they named two others that Sienna denies having more than a friendship with and they corrected the "mistake":

"An article…about Sienna Miller misstates the nature of the relationships that she had with Heath Ledger and Sean Combs. She was friends with both of them; she did not have romantic flings with either of them."

Sluttyiena is in New York starring alongside Jonny Lee Miller in After Miss Julie. She says of being in the show:

"I underestimated that a play like this requires incredible concentration, which is something that doesn’t come naturally to me. And I’m struggling with stamina and endurance. I’m not fit enough, and I’ve had to join a gym. I wake up every morning sounding like Marge Simpson and looking like something out of Gremlins."

WOOF, sounds awful! Miller also commented on her highly-documented missteps in the media:

"I’m more frivolous. I haven’t been as bright in some of the decisions I’ve made. Keira [Knightley] is just a more evolved person. I feel we live in the kind of culture now where you have to be very smart to navigate the right way, and I just don’t have those smarts. I think with age and time it will change, but I can’t obsess about it."

At least she admits to making stupid choices such as dating married people for example!

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And this one is extra dirty!

At West Hollywood club Voyeur, La Loca Lohan was seen with none other than Sluttyiena's married ex, Balthazar Getty!!!

That girl attracts nothing but trouble!

The pair were seen sneaking in through the backdoor (not a euphemism - at least for now!) and were all over each other at a table in the front of the room.

Lindsay and Balthazar only stayed for half and hour before leaving the club to eff and snort prescription drugs!

Michael Lohan, come and get her!

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Spread those legs!

According to reports, Sluttyiena Miller has officially ended her relationship with adulterer Balthazar Getty and moved on to someone more like herself, C-lister Josh Harnett.

The homewrecker reportedly rushed by Hartnett's side during his hopitalization last month and they speak everyday.

A source reveals that “Josh and Sienna have a unique bond. They understand each other and I wouldn’t be surprised if a relationship blossomed.”

The only thing that is going to blossom is a herpes flare up!

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Hollywood's famous sleazeball and the ever so lovely and talented Potato Head will be joining forces to ruin an established TV show!

Sluttyienna's Balthazar Getty and Rumer Willis will both be guest starring on the NBC series, Medium.

Because apparently the show needs "A-listers" like the two of them to help boost the ratings!

Getty and Potato will be taping an episode about "past demons and future consequences."

We can totally picture Rumer playing a real demon!

Balthazar will be playing some rich guy who's wife goes missing. And as for Papa Frita, she'll be playing the missing friend of a private investigator.

This very special episode, featuring two of our most favorite people in the world, will air this spring.

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Spoiler alert, Brothers and Sisters watchers!

If you do not want to know how adulterous Balthazar Getty's going to be kicked off the show, don't read on!

According to a new report, it's confirmed that Getty is getting the boot off the show, and his exit has already been written!

Here's the juice from a show source:

Getty's character, Tommy Walker, will have a very dramatic and surprising storyline in coming episodes, in which he will—spoiler alert!—go to jail, get out on bail and go on the lam in Mexico.

But here's the really scandalous part…

Sources tell me that before he goes, Balthazar's Tommy will get thoroughly wasted, flirt with young girls and get a nice slap across the face from his mother, Nora (Sally Field).

Sounds just as drama-filled as Getty's real life!

ABC should totally cast Sienna Miller as one of the girls he flirts with that leads to his demise!

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As they say…cheaters never prosper!

Brothers & Sisters' star and Sluttyiena boytoy Balthazar Getty might be getting the boot from the ABC show.

Considered the most "disposable" of the siblings, Getty's appearances may be reduced from full-time to recurring guest star limbo.

While officially, they'd probably like us to believe that the reasons are financial, sources have also said that Getty's douchebaggery have alienated his fellow castmates, who are quite attached to his wife Rosetta and their little ones. Balty's also seem to got a case of the Lindsay Lohan - showing up late for work and becoming increasingly difficult to work with.

They won't kill him off, though - that's too morbid. His character might just move away and show up "for the occasional disastrous dinner party."

Was Sluttyienna and her STD farm really worth it????

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Brothers & Sisters star and major dirtbag, Balthazar Getty, defends Sluttyienna Miller and then tries to get our sympathy talking about "trauma" on and off screen.

Speaking with TV Guide, Getty reasons that cheating is a two-way street, and that maybe Slutyienna's tabloid portrayal was a little harsh. He says, "I think Sienna [Miller] might have been [treated unfairly] … It takes two to tango, man. You can't just point your finger at one person. Historically, women always get the short end of the stick….they're [Rosetta and Sienna] both very special people in my life."

Yup, that's why we've called you a douchebag. Have fun hosting Sluttyienna's STDs! They needed a new home anyway.

The first one was getting crowded!

But he's still an actor and he's still a father, and for a recent storyline in which his character finds out his infant daughter is sick with a life-threatening disease, Getty says he drew on personal experiences for the performance, "My firstborn was severely premature and spent four months in hospital…You're so scared. So anytime I'm playing that kind of scene, all I know how to do is think about what I've been through."

Okay that sucks.

But it makes cheating on the mother of your children even worse!!!

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This has got to be one of the stoooopidest things anyone's ever come up with!

According to the UK's Sun, Sluttyienna Miller has ordered her people to find a movie that she and her still-married lover, Balthazar Getty, can star in together.

Maybe something called Ho and Ho-ier?

Slutty's people are trying their best to talk her out of it as they know they'll be as unpopular on the big screen as they are off it.

But, apparently the sluttyest one of all is convinced that a movie role alongside Getty would be a hit.

What is the 'actress' smoking?

We say let her eff up her 'career' as much as possible!

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It looks like the HOmance is back on!

Balthazar Getty and Sluttyiena Miller were spotted entering the same London nightclub, though separately, on Thursday.

You are so honorable, Balthazar!

The slutty mistress over the kiddies on Turkey Day, eh?

The kids probably hate you that much more!

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