We can't believe it!

It's been one year since Asslee pushed Bronx Mowgli through her vayjayjay and it's all the family is talking about!

Auntie Simpleton took to her Twitter for a celebratory tweet: "Happy Birthday to my precious angel on earth!!! Bronx is 1 today!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! I can't believe it has been a year already."

It even gave Asslee something to be happy about!

She Tweeted: "BX's 1st bday tomorrow! My angel is going to be a year!! The greatest year of my life."

Poppa Pete also offered some astute observations on the exciting day!!! "Happy birthday bx. you dont have twitter and cant read this," he Tweeted. "Thanks to all my friends that recorded lullabies. cant believe its been a year."

Poor lil' thing doesn't stand a chance!!!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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Pete Wentz is finally publicly admitting what we've all known for a while now, Fall Out Boy was ruined due to Ashlee Simpson. Sorta.

The rocker blames part of the problem on his much publicized marriage to Asslee as a "hindrance" for the band. But he mostly blames himself and the fame he's received.

According to Wentz, he thinks his relationship with lip-synching Asslee has placed him in the gossip columns too often and has had a negative impact on the band.

Wentz then decided he wanted to keep his "celebrity persona" from overshadowing the band. He says, "My biggest personal reason for taking a break is that I feel my name has become a hindrance for the band." Adding that frontman Patrick Stump "is a musical genius and it's unfortunate that he gets reviewed based on whatever's going on in my personal life or how my hair looks. I think the world needs a little less Pete Wentz."

Pete continues, "A lot of people think Fall Out Boy is me. But it's the four of us. I want to f**king vomit when I read intros that say, 'Pete Wentz: accidental internet poster boy.' It makes me feel ugly."

In the mean time, the band members have decided to take an indefinite break from the group while they all work on their solo projects.

What will Simpson say about Pete blaming her???

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Let's hear you cackle one time Asslee?

Mrs. Pete Wentz showed up at the store opening of American Eagle Times Square with her hubby yesterday in full black ensemble.

That doesn't bother us as much as her translucent face! Ever heard of a tanning salon, bb?

Under of the lights of Broadway, we gather your face will just disappear!

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We won't be tuning in for this.

We like to keep our lunch in our stomach!

Before Ashlee Simpson gets evicted from Melrose Place, the creators thought it would be fun to give her a steamy, sex scene with fellow soon-to-be unemployed actor Colin Egglesfield.

Colin says that Ashlee is desperate to keep her job "up for anything" and that their scenes involved wearing very little:

"It involves us both wearing half-loin cloths that they had to tape to us. There are very few clothes involved in the near future."

Uhmmm, no thanks!

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Did someone take a time machine back to 2004? What's with the Pieces Of Me color and cut, girl?

Ashlee Simpson stepped out in public yesterday showing off her new old darker do' in Beverly Hills.

We feel like if you look really fast, you can mistake her for her husband, Pete Wentz!

Also, aren't you about to be on Broadway as Roxie in Chicago? Traditionally, Roxie is played by a BLONDE! You would know that since you have played the role once before!

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No! No! No!

There is no reason to let this bitch ruin legitimate theater any more than she has destroyed music and television.

It's just not right!

It's being reported that Ashlee Simpson will be reprising the role of Roxy on Broadway's version of Chicago.

No word yet when she will be making said Broadway debut, but it should last a maximum of 3 months.

We actually saw her in Chicago in London and she was pretty good! Surprisingly.

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No wonder they fired her!

It seems Ashlee Simpson's bad attitude got her booted from CW's Melrose Place and we're definitely not surprised.

"Ashlee was kicked off 'Melrose Place' because she was a total diva on set, late all the time, and deeply disliked by fellow cast members," claims a source. "It created a lot of discord among the cast."

Not to mention her talent was severely lacking!

"She could barely act," continued the insider.

And because Asslee was completely unwatchable, the network was desperate to bring in Heather Locklear to reprise her role, even though her salary demands were steep.

"They basically trimmed the fat and made it possible for Heather to join the show," the source claims. "Heather is a much bigger name than Ashlee."

We don't expect that to change anytime soon, especially since no one likes her anyway!

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Well, well! Looks like we're in the majority!

People magazine ran a poll asking readers how they felt about Ashlee Simpson being kicked to the curb of Melrose Place.

A whopping 67 % said they were thrilled that Asslee got fired!!!

Wow! Quite a reality check, huh?

Oh, we also guesstimate that 75% of people never want her to release another album, 86% wish she would have given up back in 2005 when she flubbed on SNL, and 99% think she should retire and be a full-time mom.

Take from that what you will!

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Oh those Simpson sisters are such serious thespians!

J. Simpleton took to her Twitter to express her disdain for Melrose Place and support for her recently-fired sister, Asslee Simpson.

Says Jess:

"CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press."

Is it bad scripts or bad acting? You've been known to participate in some bombs yourself. Major Movie Star, anyone?

An insider revealed that Ass was fired from Melrose Place because "she was embarrassingly bad. Producers cut her down as much as possible." Another said that "she's the worst actress, but nobody will tell her."

Apparently Ass doesn't want to go back to singing either because she would have to tour and be away from son Bronx Mowgli.

So she can't act and she can't sing? Sounds like someone could fade into obscurity at any moment…

Jess will welcome you with open arms!

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