You think they're doing this to be nice or to get their picture taken?

Either way Dina Lohan, Ali Lohan and good old Grandma Ann were helping out at the Harbor Links Club and Grill in Long Island to serve a pre-Thanksgiving luncheon to those suffering from autism and other disabilities.

Nice to see they're helping somebody!

Is Ali trying to channel Kristen Stewart with that haircut?

It's HOrrendous!

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Because the Lohan family LOVES to party! It's in their genes!

Lindsay Lohan explained that her 40 15-year-old sister Aliana can handle the late-night Hollywood soirees with her big sis:

"She's tougher than I am. She has a good head on her shoulders. Maybe it was different for me because I didn't know what to expect and it just happened really fast. I didn't have a big sister."

WHAT?! As if you're setting some sort of good example for Ali? Puh-leeze!

But the younger Lohan has it all together because according to role model Lindsay, Ali knows how to call it a night when she has to do her HOmework. "If I'm going out late, she'll go home early."

What a relief! We're sure Dina Lohan is a real hard-ass when it comes to homeschooling as well!

She probably sends her out with Lindsay on purpose to learn how to be a trainwreck famous!

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We fear you are about to fall down the rabbit hole dug out by your older sister, Ali Lohan. Therefore, we implore you to tune into a special presentation on Nickelodeon that we think would be beneficial to you. (We know your family is famously aligned with Disney, but you should overlook that just this once.)

Nick will be turning off the toons and putting on the news on a special segment Nick News With Linda Ellerbee called "Kids in Rehab". The program will focus on dangers of kids suffering from substance abuse. Astonishingly, in 2007, out of the 2 million Americans admitted into rehab for substance abuse treatment, nearly 25,000 were under the age of 15!

Unbelievable and severely heartbreaking.

When asked about the program, host Linda Ellerbee said:

“We live in a culture where drug use is glamorized, and celebrities may be sending a message that going to rehab is sort of like going to a spa. But real rehab is no spa. Some brave kids spoke to us honestly about their drug abuse, what it’s like to be a kid in rehab and what it’s like to try to live clean and sober after that. And it ain’t easy.”

The program will premiere this Sunday at 8 P.M.

Write that down Ali and maybe invite Lindsay over to watch.

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Why you hiding that hideous pretty face of yours Lindsay Lohan?!

Actually, neither you or your mini-me, Ali Lohan, look that terrible this morning.

The Lohan sisters were taking a stroll through Paris this morning and we're thinking that perhaps the crisp, cold French air is what is getting them to dress more age appropriately. Well, at least Ali. Lindsay could stand to wear a longer dress. If not for those leggings (are they 6126?), we'd be seeing all her business.

The girls tried to avoid the paparazzi as best they could (hence the wrap on LiLo's face), but no such luck.

Oh and BTW, we hate your boots Lezlo. Did saMAN Ronson let you borrow them?

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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And that would be putting it lightly!

Frances Bean Cobain took it upon herself and her Twerbose account (it allows you to post tweets longer than 140 character) to rip Aliana Lohan a new asshole.

We're not even sure what could have possibly sparked this 'open letter' to the younger Lohan, but it's awesome! And thankfully Frances is a hell of a lot easier to understand than her mom Courtney Love's ramblings.

Here's what she had to say:

This is my open letter to Ali Lohan.

Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn't fame. It's infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that's not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i'm sure, will steal your money whilst there. Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don't have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don't personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don't care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i'm wrong because generally i'm not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement.

Dayumm!!!

Wonder if Ali will have the balls to respond to this? And if not, we're sure Michael Lohan will have something to say.

Team Frances all the way!

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With all the press Lindsay Lohan has gotten in the past week, it was only a matter of time before Michael Lohan opened his mouth about his daughter.

Taking time out from speaking on his BFF Jon Gosselin, the media whore father says he's worried about Lilo's downward spiral.

But, Poppa Lohan has a plan!

He says: "I'm going to get her off the prescription drugs that she's on. I hate it when people talk about illegal drug abuse…because it's not just drinking and illegal drugs that kill you. Prescription drugs can destroy and kill a person and are sometimes harder to stop. Look at Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson."

Thanks for teaching us Drugs 101, but comparing Lindsay to Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson is like comparing apples and oranges. They actually had very successful careers.

Michael also explains why she's not acting. You know why Lindsay's not acting in feature films right now? Because she can't."

Tell us something we don't know!

He goes on to say "The girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that's grown because of the prescription drugs. She can't be herself. When you hug her she's like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way-in a bad way."

Umm a fungus inside her??? We don't think that's from prescription drugs.

Michael rambles on for a while, but never actually says what he's going to do. However, he does manage to blame this somewhat on himself and, of course, Dina because - according to him - "Everything was fine in our family until Dina and I got divorced."

Poppa Lohan better get to the girl soon since that whole fashion thing didn't work out. It's only a matter of time before she takes a cue from her little sister Ali.

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Has the student become the teacher???

Lindsay Lohan's older little sister Ali teaches Linds a lesson on how she's going to be making her money seeing as both her fashion and acting careers are tanking, if not tanked already.

Gotta make that drug money.

Momma Dina must be so proud of her girls!

Work the streets!

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Poor Lindsay Lohan.

The "serious" actress tried to make a play for True Blood hottie Ryan Kwanten at the G-Star fashion show in New York on Tuesday, but it didn't go so well.

LOLhan even made her older little sister Ali Lohan switch seats so she could potentially be sitting between both Ryan and her ex Jared Leto.

Unfortunately for Linds, Ryan wasn't interested and requested his original seat at the very end of her row!

Kwanten's rep claims that he didn't know Lindsay wanted him to switch seats.

Oh, Ryan, with your career taking off, we don't blame you for not wanting to get involved with that trainwreck letting her down gently.

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Surprise, surprise!

LOLhan brought along 16-year-old sister Ali while pAArtying in El Lay on Friday night!

Such a fine role model, that Linds.

The sisters Lohan first hit up one of Lindsanity's old haunts, Teddy's, where spies say they saw Ali wearing solely a vest as a shirt paired with some booty shorts.

Slutty!

The two spent the night "dancing wildly" while LOLhan chain smoked inside the lounge.

Dirty, dirty.

Ali and Lindsay then ran into How I Met Your Mother star Jason Segel while at Teddy's, and the three took off for Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine's Hollywood pad, where they all pAArtied until 6 AM!

(Sniff sniff.)

One question: where was Dina????

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