We can't believe it!

It's been one year since Asslee pushed Bronx Mowgli through her vayjayjay and it's all the family is talking about!

Auntie Simpleton took to her Twitter for a celebratory tweet: "Happy Birthday to my precious angel on earth!!! Bronx is 1 today!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! I can't believe it has been a year already."

It even gave Asslee something to be happy about!

She Tweeted: "BX's 1st bday tomorrow! My angel is going to be a year!! The greatest year of my life."

Poppa Pete also offered some astute observations on the exciting day!!! "Happy birthday bx. you dont have twitter and cant read this," he Tweeted. "Thanks to all my friends that recorded lullabies. cant believe its been a year."

Poor lil' thing doesn't stand a chance!!!

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Pete Wentz is finally publicly admitting what we've all known for a while now, Fall Out Boy was ruined due to Ashlee Simpson. Sorta.

The rocker blames part of the problem on his much publicized marriage to Asslee as a "hindrance" for the band. But he mostly blames himself and the fame he's received.

According to Wentz, he thinks his relationship with lip-synching Asslee has placed him in the gossip columns too often and has had a negative impact on the band.

Wentz then decided he wanted to keep his "celebrity persona" from overshadowing the band. He says, "My biggest personal reason for taking a break is that I feel my name has become a hindrance for the band." Adding that frontman Patrick Stump "is a musical genius and it's unfortunate that he gets reviewed based on whatever's going on in my personal life or how my hair looks. I think the world needs a little less Pete Wentz."

Pete continues, "A lot of people think Fall Out Boy is me. But it's the four of us. I want to f**king vomit when I read intros that say, 'Pete Wentz: accidental internet poster boy.' It makes me feel ugly."

In the mean time, the band members have decided to take an indefinite break from the group while they all work on their solo projects.

What will Simpson say about Pete blaming her???

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Pete Wentz showed up to the MTV Europe Music Awards in Berlin on Thursday looking like THAT!

Talk about misuse of the guyliner!

Why did he do that to his eye? Is he trying to be like us?

He just looks FUG!

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Asslee Simpson has a lot of time to spend with her family now that she has been CANNED!

Ashlee, her husband Pete Wentz, his portrait of Gabe Saporra, and baby Bronx hit up the Happiest Place on Earth Thursday.

The family enjoyed all the fun Halloween decorations scattered around Disneyland as well as a little family bonding.

Get used to spending A LOT of time together!

See, getting fired can be a good thing!

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Pete Wentz got a little drunk and made his worst decision since marrying Asslee - he got an effing tattoo of Cobra Starship frontman Gabriel Saporta's face!

The Fall Out Boy bassist took to his Twitter to tell the world what he's done to himself.

He Tweets:

my head hurts. i was buzzed lightyear last night. followed thru on a gentlemens bet w/@gabrielsaporta now i have 1 more bad tattoo.

my brain needs to stop kicking my eyeballs in the face. it makes sense in my head.

His brain is just revolting against stupidity!

We're sure the wifey and baby will love it!!!

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Pete Wentz, what a big forehead you have?

The years of dying your hair jet black have taken their toll on the follicle count atop your head, we see.

Pete was spotted sans Asslee in New York yesterday, hanging out in Times Square. Actually, he was attending the It's Y!ou Yahoo! yodel competition at Military Island. You know your career has hit rock bottom when….

But back to the hair - the shaved head look actually suits him. Not many guys can pull it off successfully. But he seriously needs some longer locks to cover up the damage.

Honesty hurts. So does listening to your wife sing.

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At the Fall Out Boy concert at Madison Square Garden on Saturday, Blink 182's Mark Hoppus declared the "death of the emo haircut" and proceeded to take some edge off of bassist Pete Wentz.

And the crowd loved it!

Pete sat on a chair and let Mark shave his head in front of the entire venue, resulting in a much shorter 'do!!

We wonder if he likes the new cut or if the tears of loss made him smudge his guy-liner!

Watch the video above to witness the end of an era!

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Maybe this explains why Kanye got up on stage during Taylor Swift's acceptance speech.

The spotlight-stealer had his own bottle of Hennessy at the VMAs last night. Not a flask, but a full on BOTTLE.

As he made his way from the red carpet and all the way to his seat, the amount slowly got lower and lower.

But don't worry! He shared!

He was kind enough to offer Joe Jackson, Pete Wentz and his arm candy Amber Rose to take a swig chug.

We're pretty sure it didn't say BYOB on the VMA invite, Kanye. Next time leave the booze at home and stay in your seat!

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Asslee Simpson and husband Pete Wentz were spotted out with their adorable little chubster, Bronx Mowgli, this afternoon at a park in Beverly Hills.

Boy, they sure are smiley for the paparazzi, considering they just cited them as one of the reasons they want to leave Hollywood to give baby Bronx a normal life.

Look at Ass hammin' it up and grinning right into the camera!

Puh-lease, you two aren't going anywhere!

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