I'm Going To Jail Soon....Let's Party!

We just don’t know what’s going through that head of hers. And we love it!
Friday night, Perez personally spotted none other than Michelle Rodriguez pAArtying hard at Teddy’s at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel.
Yes, the same Michelle Rodriguez who only three days ago was sentenced to six months in jail.
She was with her posse of lesbians and she was having a “very good time.”
Rodriguez kept going to the bathroom (to powder her nose) throughout the night. She was also dancing like an idiot, sniffing her armpits, making out with a hot dyke and taking pics with all her gal pals.
At one point, her “very good friend” (pictured above) came to talk to P-Nasty.
We were really concerned that the angry lezbot was going to give Perez a real black eye, but thankfully that didn’t happen.
Michelle’s gal pal kept telling us, “If you spend just five minutes with her, you will love her.”
Well, we’re sure that the prison inmates will love her. A lot!
Michelle’s pal kept trying to defend her, her presence and even went so far as to say that the court was wrong this week and Michelle did do her community service but that she just couldn’t prove it.
Yeah right!
Michelle’s pal said that she’s “so nice” and is super friendly to the paparazzi. And lots of other stuff. Thankfully we avoided a nasty confrontation with Rodriguez herself.
What a mess!
If we just got sentenced to six months in jail, we’d be in hiding. We’d be some place locked inside crying non-stop. And if we were in the mood to party, we’d bring the party to us.
Perception is reality and right now we’re perceiving Michelle to be doing EVERYTHING wrong.
Good luck in jail. Don’t enjoy it too much!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]