I'm Going To Jail Soon….Let's Party!
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > Michelle Rodriguez
We just don't know what's going through that head of hers. And we love it!
Friday night, Perez personally spotted none other than Michelle Rodriguez pAArtying hard at Teddy's at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel.
Yes, the same Michelle Rodriguez who only three days ago was sentenced to six months in jail.
She was with her posse of lesbians and she was having a "very good time."
Rodriguez kept going to the bathroom (to powder her nose) throughout the night. She was also dancing like an idiot, sniffing her armpits, making out with a hot dyke and taking pics with all her gal pals.
At one point, her "very good friend" (pictured above) came to talk to P-Nasty.
We were really concerned that the angry lezbot was going to give Perez a real black eye, but thankfully that didn't happen.
Michelle's gal pal kept telling us, "If you spend just five minutes with her, you will love her."
Well, we're sure that the prison inmates will love her. A lot!
Michelle's pal kept trying to defend her, her presence and even went so far as to say that the court was wrong this week and Michelle did do her community service but that she just couldn't prove it.
Yeah right!
Michelle's pal said that she's "so nice" and is super friendly to the paparazzi. And lots of other stuff. Thankfully we avoided a nasty confrontation with Rodriguez herself.
What a mess!
If we just got sentenced to six months in jail, we'd be in hiding. We'd be some place locked inside crying non-stop. And if we were in the mood to party, we'd bring the party to us.
Perception is reality and right now we're perceiving Michelle to be doing EVERYTHING wrong.
Good luck in jail. Don't enjoy it too much!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
i wanna see her sex tape!
2nd
poonono… aargh
first bitches
why are there so many stupid celebrities?
You are an idiot! Why do you have to talk so much shit, and if given the opportunity to meet one of the subjects of many of your blogs and you wimp out… LAME!
I wanted to say also that Michelle Rodriguez needs to sit on my face.
pictures please?
Hey, how about you actually speak to her? I love how your so quick to pass judgements yet you cant personally go up to her and say hey bitch whats up, lets drink together and chat. You are so superficial, Perez.
your site sucks arse atm.. please sort it out!
PERCEPTION IS NOT REALITY, PEREZ. Get over it! Everyone deals with things in their own way!
18th?
she should come out already
FIrst?…
she's a flake. these younger celebs are a bounce of shitneys
bob
Perez is a fat, insecure coward. And HE KNOWS IT. Geez, have you looked in the mirror lately? Go eat another burrito.
I wonder what kind of jobs she's going to get post incarceration.
I'd be afraid of the lezbot friend too, she looks rough around the edges.
So she gets a bit of a pass.. while you trash Britney.
i don't understand how this girl still 'tries to pass herself off as straight still? or has she just never mentioned her preference? never ever see her with guys ever ever…i mean thats ok if you dont wanna mention it…its no ones business its just not very secret thats all…
"PERCEPTION IS REALITY" ???????????????
are you retarded? the very meaning of perception is that it is something subjective, not objective.
also, i love how you've written for ages insulting michelle, just to compensate for the fact that you were too chicken to talk to her!
I WOULDN'T BE TALKING SO MUCH SHIT ABOUT JAIL PEREZZITO, WITH YOUR BIG JIVE LAWSUIT, YOU MAY BE SPENDING SOME QUALITY TIME IN THE SLAMMER YOURSELF……
OH YEAH, AND YOU TALK SOOOOO MUCH SHIT ABOUT THESE PEOPLE, BUT WHEN YOU ACTUALLY SEE THEM, YOU PUSS OUT LIKE SOME BIG SISSY LIKE YOU DID ON THE VIEW WHEN THOSE WOMEN WERE OWNING YOUR DUMB ASS….YOU ONLY TALK LIKE A BAD ASS WHEN YOU'RE BEHIND THE COMPUTER AND NO ONE CAN TOUCH YOU, SISSY
perception is perception lol…and you're perception may not be anything near the actual truth of the reality… in fact…perez…you're so over the top about everything that i would have to say you're perception is out of whack 99.9% of the time…you're a queen, the only thing you know is exaggeration….
Oh, Mario. It would serve you right if Rodriguez busted your fat 'spic ass up.
GOOD FOR HER! what's wrong w/living it up while she can?!?!
Whos the fat guy on the right?
PEREZ YOU SUCK FOR POSTING BRITNEY'S MUISC AND TELLING LIES THAT JIVE SENT THEM TO YOU !
I HOPE THEY SUE THE ANAL WARTS OFF OF YOUR ASS !
mm i would party like hell…who wants to be locked up at home when u know what's coming…
and Perez…ya she's lez..and your gay…are you a HATER?????
I know some real nasty gay men who are bitchy and evil as hell but I don't go
around making 'blanket' statements…that all gay men are whiny bitches..ahahah
so ….don't support the sterotype and be a HATER of gaygirls….
she is so hot, my god she will write a GREAT book when she gets out…that is if they really do put her in….appeal appeal appeal….
nice sign over her shoulder… -extra mile- guess she is trying to go the "extra mile" to have a good time and look like she doesn't give a shit. 6 months in jail ain't no cakewalk even for this salty dyke.
whats wrong witgh her having fun before she goes to jail? nothing at all. You expect her to stay at home and cry Perez? your being an ass on this one. stop being a TYPICAL gay bitchy man, please
Perez if you got sentenced to jail you'd start practising how to drop the soap in the shower…….
Sounds precarious Perez!!!…LOL
Perception is reality? Are you a complete fucking idiot? Actually, you don't have to answer that, we already know the answer.
You're too judgy all the damn time. Who cares? I think it's funny.
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jail=club med to michelle. she shpuld be assigned actual sanatation duty
STOP PUTTING IN THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF YOU NASTY ASSHOLE.WE DON'T CARE IF ANYONE TALKS TO YOU.YOU ARE A NOBODY!
Why are gay men always hating on lesbians? Calling them "Lezbots" and such?
not me, id be out partying too!!!!
But I just read that you might be going to jail too, Perez. Wow. I thought the banner of the entry was meant to be YOU GOING TO JAIL.
I was thinking. "Cool. Perez doesn't give a shit about the Jive lawsuit and he is going to party before spending time."
Then I realize you were talking about someone else.
How very serendipitous. Kismet. All that jazz.
Enjoy the lawsuit, Perez. I hear Jive's got some really crazy lawyers.
Don't enjoy jail too much either.
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LOL When Paris was getting ready to go to Jail, and was out being social most of the commenters were "outraged" that she wasn't taking the severity of her future incarceration seriously, but when this dirt whore goes out doing the SAME thing you are defending her as just living it up before going . . . funny funny funny
Re: paris hyatt – prez isn't going to jail over that shit you stupid fuck…are you braindead? seriously.
hey perez u should play the film clip to Delta Goodrems in this life video its F#$^in GREAT!!!
The blond bitch looks like Aileen Wornos!
perez hilton is a fucking idiot who hates on anyone who doesn't pay him to be nice to him. when paris hilton was inviting him to her parties and paying him.. he was being nice to her but since the pay cheques have stopped, he has turned onto her.. show how much of a hypocritical douchebag you are perez. again here hating on rodriguez because she rocks.. perez, the douchebag, acting like the douche he is. what a douche!!
bet thats the last time you get into teddys after revealing what goes on inside, but im a bit confused …why were you out partying while 2 more lawsuits mounted on you the day before …take some of your own advice and hide
perception is definitely NOT reality. maybe yours.
WAIT WHO THE FUCK ARE U TO TALK UR DUMB ASS IS BEING SUED LEFT & RIGHT SO WTF ARE U BITCHING ABOUT
THE BEST BIGGEST ONE
1. FEDERAL LAWSUIT FOR PUTTING OUT BRITNEY SPEARS'S MUSIC OUT
U DUMB WHORE I WOULD ENJOY READING UR SHIT BUT NOW ITS SO STUPID I JUST COME ON IT TO REMIND YOU HOW STUPID U ARE
OH YEAH P-NASTY LITTLE REMINDER UR FUCKED !!! LMFAO
UR PROBABLY THE ONE THATS GONNE ENJOY PRISON THE MOST BECAUSE U DONT HAVE THE 15 MILLION THAT THEIR GONNA ASK FOR RELEASING HER MUSIC
what a mess…..p.s. why didn't you put your paul pott's interview up here?
She's thinkin' she'll get a Paris Hilton or Nicole Ritchie treatment
What's that? You couldn't actually go talk to her and maybe have something really interesting to write?
Why should Michelle and Keifer go to jail for longer periods of time than Britney, Paris & Nicole? Michelle and Keifer are actually real, useful actors. There's a reson they're famous. They should go for a couple days days like all the others. 6 months is excessive.
Give her a break, she can cry while locked up. You are creating drama, I don't know anybody that wouldn't try to have fun before being locked up for 6 months. She is beautiful.
what Perez s saying is completely illogical…if I was going to be locked up I'd go out too, take advantage of my freedom, duh!
you must mean like how Paris went out every night INCLUDING the one she actually went to jail.
Isn't that blonde chick Heather from Rock of Love on VH1 (the Bret Michaels show)?
You better believe that if I was off to jail for six months that I would try to get my kicks beforehand! I think you're being a little harsh Perez….let the girl have her fun while she can!
Fat no talent beaner lezbo.
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Stop being such a lesbian hater. Seriously theres no need for it at all you fat bastard
She might as well party while she can. Why should she sit around and cry? What good will that do? They are making her serve 6 months. It's not fair. Paris and Britney can flash their coochies and drive drunk without proper licenses but they did not make them serve 6 months. Why?
PEREZ IS AN UGLY FAT FUCK. PEREZ YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A SMALL HEADLINE IN 2011 WHEN YOU DIE AFTER OD-ING ON COKE AND HEROIN, CHOKING ON THE CALL BOY CUM IN YOUR THROAT. THOSE WHO REMEMBER YOU WILL LAUGH.
PEREZ, KILL YOURSELF NOW WHILE YOU ARE STILL A D-LIST CELEB. YOU ARE SETTING BACK GAYS 20 YEARS AND YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE WHICH NOBODY WANTS TO FUCK. KILL YOURSELF PEREZ. YOU ARE QUEEN OF THE FAGS HAGS BUT YOU STILL ARE NOBODY BUT AN UGLY FAT FUCK PIECE OF CRAP. YOU ARE THE SHIT STAIN IN BRITNEY'S PANTIES, WHICH IS WHY SHE DOESN'T WEAR THEM ANYMORE!
KILL YOURSELF PEREZ
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KILL YOURSELF PEREZ, you are worthless shit. suicide is the cure.
OH MY GOD! SHES STILL ON THE LOOSE?
LOCK HER UP! LATINA WHORES ARE DANGEROUS!
THIS PROVES IT! TAKE HER BABIES!
DEPORT THE BITCH! STUPID SPICS SHEEESH
PEREZ HILTON COME FOR THE GOSSIP STAY FOR THE HATE!
There was a day that celebrities would actually be blacklisted for doing the crap that these people do everyday. Just another example that we are in end times.
A "REAL" BLACK EYE…WUD I MISS?
Now I see MOP (Morbidly Obese Perez) is trying to spin that his black eye was/is fake. Isn't that the same excuse every real celebrity uses? Does this fat, worthless piece of shit now think he can lie to people at will like Britney and the rest? Snort up that good coke while it lasts MOP, you're at about 12 minutes right now!
Re: whateva – You tell Perez to quit being a "lesbian hater"then you call Perez "fat bastard" WHO's the HATER here? hmmmm???
If you don't like Perez why are you here, dumbass?????
She's such a selfish jackass! To drive around recklessly and act like your the one getting the shit end of the deal…. what about the people that were on the road when she was? She could have killed someone! I think that its great our legal system is cracking down on the people that are "role modles."
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CARE PEREZ???
PEOPLE ARE NOT ALOUD TO PARTY WITHOUT LOOKING BAD (WHEN THEY ARE GOING TO JAIL FOR 6 MONTH)
I WOULD FUCKING BE PARTYING MY ASS OFF,
WHO CARE WHAT PPL THINK AND WHY ARE YOU BECOMING LIKE EVERY SINGLE PAPARAZY
YOUR USUALLY DOWN FOR INDIVIDUALITY
Re: Perez Hilton
If we just got sentenced to six months in jail, we’d be in hiding. We’d be some place locked inside crying non-stop. And if we were in the mood to party, we’d bring the party to us.
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Let's see if you will DO EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID when this happen to you, which I supposed will be soon since Jive/Zomba is suing you.. Uh oh..
Just cause your a little scared bitch don't mean everybody else is, I wish that giant dyke would have whipped yo ass.
Hey Perez, a little bird told me you like powdering your nose quite a lot so I wonder if the little bird is telling the truth. And what's wrong with go partying when you're about to get thrown in jail for a long time? Paris did the same and you cheered her all the way. F…. off Perez, you've been quite strange and more agressive than usual lately, so I wonder if it is only poweder or you're taking something else… or maybe is THAT lawsuit which is coming fast and furious towards you. Party whilst you can sugar pie!! xxx
WHO CARE'S ABOUT LEZBOHO'S
WHATEVER, I SAW THIS PICTURE LIKE A WEEK AGO, SO THERE IS NO WAY THAT PIC WAS TAKEN LAST NIGHT.
Who cares? I just found out that it's Paul Pott's Birthday….Yay……represent, lol
Perez, you bitch, as a gay man yourself, why do you pick on the sexual preferences of others. It's so last week.
I usually love the things you write, b ut this time you were just plain stupid.
If I was to spend six months in jail, I would be partying also, because, you know, partying is not an option in prison.
Michelle is a doll, she is just adorable. But she is also a thousand times the man you are, so I believe you were just afraid she was going to kick your ass. (and she would for sure.)
Damn, She is fine!
And if I was going to jail for six months, you better believe I would be partying HARRD until I had to go there!!!
sex tape… come out, come out, wherever you're hiding!
I AM SO HAPPY THIS PUSSY LICKER IS GOING TO JAIL. FUCK YOU DIE-IKE. WHAT A LACK OF PERSONALITY & TALLENT. I HOPE SHE NEVER WORKS IN ENTERTAINMENT AGAIN. THESE IDIOTS DON'T GET, DWI IS SERIOUS, WHEN A JUDGE GIVES YOU A BREAK AND WANTS YOU TO DO X-Y-Z YOU BETTER DO IT. Daha! IDIOTS. Clearly "acting" does not take brains.
THAT IS A VERY OLD PICTURE…CAN'T YOU EVEN STEAL INFO IN A TIMELY FASHION?
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY COULD KICK THE SNOT OUTTA YOU, MARIO!
Once this drunk spic whore pays her debt to society send her ugly, drunken ass back to puerto rico on a donkey!!!
Michelle and her friends showed they have class. You showed yourself to be the chickenshit you are.
This is just the latest story proving how 2 faced and chickenshit you are. Off the top of my head, Heidi Montag's B-day party and the call from papa Lohan are two more that come to mind.
Your pussy is bigger than Michelle's, you nancy fuck. Why didn't you just go talk to her? You talk all this shit and then cower down like a little fairy the moment you see her! Pft. What a jip. WE NEED A NEW CELEBRITY BLOGGER!!!! One who isn't a PUSSY BITCH!
Her friend is right. She is a sweetheart. It is genuine. Verses Paris is fake. Hung-out with both, in an atmosphere where there was no paps.
She is a sweetheart. FYI, she is a lot of fun to be around.
put up some new posts!!
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That's one hot, crazy lesbo.
can someone please tell me, what the fuck is with the bandana on the knee??? Is is some sort of lesbo fashion statement???
Oh shut up Perez! Atleast she is making the best of it and not "…in hiding…locked inside crying non-stop." That's pathetic. I would be trying to live my life to the fullest before I had to be locked up. And also for once maybe except the fact that some celebrities aren't complete devils. For f**ks sake!
dude perez your an asshole…why are you making fun of her sexual preference when your a gay man yourself…stop hateing on people it's not like your some perfect person either. your fat, you flipped out on celebrity rap superstar for all of america to see the prick you truley are. and you backstab all your "friends" and worst of all you are a pussy and couldnt even talk to people you trash on the internet. loser. grow up.
i bet she's cool.
i'd flick her bean.
Why not party ? Is crying going to stop jail from happening ??? nope. May as well have some fun.She may be a lesbian Perez but you're the pussy. At least she isn't getting sued for millions left and right.
So…Michelle is dating Aileen Wournos? Funny…I thought she was dead!
"Perception is reality and right now we’re perceiving Michelle to be doing EVERYTHING wrong."
What kind of fucked up logic is that???
JUST SO YA KNOW-EVERY POST, NO MATTER GOOD OR BAD, MAKES MONEY. EVEN YOUR OWN REMARKS ONLY INCREASES REVENUES. P's LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!