Is this the best he could do?

Owen Wilson's next gig will be yet another dog movie. The Marley & Me star will be the voice of the great dane Marmaduke in the movie adaptation of the comic strip with the same name.

Seriously, it's time to fire your agent.

For those of you who have never heard of Marmaduke, and we're guessing a lot, the movie will follow the Winslow family as they relocate from Kansas to Orange County with their dog who stirs up trouble wherever he goes.

So, basically it's Scooby Doo, minus people actually knowing who the dog is.

The live-action/CG film will also feature William H. Macy, Fergie, George Lopez, Damon Wayans and Marlon Wayans.

At least Fergie makes sense in a movie about dogs!

[Image via Carrie Devorah/WENN.]

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Jack Nicholson is in talks to join the cast of James L. Brooks' latest romantic comedy starring Reese Witherspoon, Paul Rudd and Owen Wilson.

The film follows Witherspoon who plays a professional softball player torn between two men, the good guy (Rudd) and a charming fastball pitcher (Wilson).

Bill Murray was rumored to take the role of the father but Jack has become seriously interested in reuniting with Brooks.

He should be!

Nicholson's Oscar-winning performances in Terms of Endearment and As Good As It Gets were results from collaborations with the writer/director.

Jack should do it!

The last time we saw him on screen was at a Laker game!

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This is getting old.

Kate Hudson needs to stop being so needy for love and Owen Wilson needs to stop being an idiot by taking her back!

The on-off/on-off relationship between Hudson and Wilson is now on it's off stage again.

The two hooked up again a couple of months ago. Just last month they were even spotted on a dinner date in Sherman Oaks, California.

According to reports, the relationship is now over once more due to Kate's "inability to commit."

That ho!

A source claims, “Owen wants to get married and he proposed to Kate soon after they got back together. But she’s not ready.”

We're guessing they get back together by mid-summer.

[Image via WENN.]

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Spotted: Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson on a dinner date at Casa Vega in Sherman Oaks on Friday night.

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Bruce Willis is getting slapped with a giant lawsuit!!

Willis was slated to direct Three Stories about Joan with Owen Wilson and Camilla Belle, but Potato Head's dad blew it big time when he "abruptly and without notice terminated his services as director for personal reasons and walked off the set."

Classy!

The production company is now suing Bruce for over $4 million dollars!!

Yikes!

Wills' legal team is fighting the accusations, saying the movie "collapsed because the producers didn't have the money to pay anyone." They're countersuing the film's producers for Willis' salary: $196,404 dollars.

We think Bruce smelled a stinker of a film and got out before it was too late (or so he thought)!!

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Earlier this week Jennifer Aniston was spotted with Owen Wilson in Paris, promowhoring their shiteous doggy movie, Marley and Me .

The Oscar-nominated People's Choice-winning actress is rally working the new flick!

On Friday, Maniston and Wilson were in Italy, pimping the movie out in Rome.

Kate Hudson has joined on-again boyfriend Wilson on the road.

How come Mayer didn't tag along???

[Image via AP Images.]

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Spotted: On-again couple, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson, getting romantical together in Paris.

Barf!

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Kate Hudson was feeling a little irrelevant and neglected by the press, so guess what she did?

She got back together with Owen Wilson!

The on-again couple spent the weekend together at Owen's home in Malibu.

4th time's the charm?

[Image via WENN.]

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