There's nothing we hate more than self righteousness, but Michael Lohan, you take the cake!

After releasing private tapes of concern and suffering from daughter Lindsay and ex-wife Dina, Poppa Lohan continues to drag his family through the mud in the name of God!

Lindsanity took to her Twitter yesterday to discredit her father with some serious allegations including the fact that he cheated on her mother, threatened to kill her and abused substances.

And Michael has never been one to hold back!

He responds:

"That's a lie. I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that. Now I'm going to release more recordings that prove everything she is saying is nothing more than a bunch of lies. No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her. Because she's forsaken everything He's given her and she's done nothing but misuse all the gifts she's given."

Can't Lindsay's legal camp put a cease and desist order against Michael's God?!

His logic is truly disturbing!

Stay strong, LiLo!

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It's just another day in the life of Poppa Lohan.

Once again Mike is opening his trap in a new interview about Lindsay's recent Twitter attack on her father about those audio recordings he's released saying she's "grasping at straws and when she gets angry she lashes out."

Umm, can you blame her? You released personal conversations and what use to be private recordings of your family!

But the douchebag dad is defending his actions (of course) and only did it because he wants her to go to rehab.

Believe it or not there's other ways of getting your daughter into rehab that doesn't involve the media!

Unfortunately for us and Lindsay, Michael is so "upset" about his daughter calling him out, the media whore is planning to relea$e everything including texts of what a great father he is and all the other bullshit he's making up.

Michael does own up to Lindsay's accusations of him doing drugs: "I got my life back on track and I want her to get her life back on track."

And what is it exactly that you do, Michael? Constantly exposing your family isn't exactly what he would call "getting your life back on track".

What's not surprising is neither Lindsay or Dina have been in contact with him. And it'll probably stay that way, unless it involves a lawyer.

We really hope Lindsay's legal team is working over time to keep this deadbeat father from running to the media. The world would be better off if this guy had a gag order placed on him!

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We hope for everyone involved this isn't true, but we have a hard time NOT believing it.

The mass amount of turmoil in the last few days between Lindsay Lohan and her father, douchebag Michael Lohan, has been commented on by Lindsay solely through her Twitter account.

This afternoon, a fellow Twitter user asked Lindsay if she had a time machine but could only fix one moment in time, which would she fix?

Her answer, not surprisingly, involved her father and his douche move yesterday releasing private and painful voicemails from Lindsay and her mother, Dina Lohan.

She writes:

"My father's actions yesterday, because it really hurts my mom for me and my siblings. I'd feel the same if I were a mother. She blames herself for staying w/him for so long, I'd beg her not to leave b/c he always threatened to kill her if she did after disappearing, then coming home after being gone for several days while cheating on my mother & abusing substances."

Wow! Those are some hefty allegations! But are they true?

We can never tell when it comes to the LOLhan family.

But we're sure Michael is going to take this new revelation from Lindsay and run with it. As much as he possibly can.

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Not that we're surprised by his actions!

In Michael Lohan's disgusting attempt for attention, he has gone and released another audio recording.

But rather than a heart-wrenching recording of his sobbing daughter, the taped phone call this time is between the douchebag father and his ex-wife Dina, taken back in 2008.

Doesn't this violate some sort of privacy laws????

Can people be recorded without their knowledge and consent????

In the call, Orange Oprah is apparently frustrated with Lindsay and her failed intervention attempt to get her back into rehab telling Michael:

"She's really sad and really hurt and really…despondent. She's been through a lot Michael, she's just a little girl. I told her not to go to L.A. at 18…she did. I couldn't leave these other three to go get her and it was, like, a mess. You don't even know what I'd go through trying to get her into, like, rehab and stuff. She'd like, punch me in the face, kick me out of the car…like you don't know the shit I went through trying to get her an intervention by myself. It was very difficult."

Yikes.

Dina sounds completely defeated and emotionless. But at the same time, what the hell!? You couldn't stop your daughter from going to El Lay? Bullshit! It's called parenting, which neither of you know how to do!

What's ironic in all this is Mike's reasoning behind airing out his family's dirty laundry. The scum of the earth admits: "I'm being a bit selfish in releasing the tapes. But I'm tired of being lied about. I'm tired of Dina and others making me out to be someone I'm not, so now I'm going to prove to the world who the real liars are."

You're being more than selfish Mike - and you know it!

What we want to know where you are in all these recordings. Or did he edit those out too?

Wonder what tomorrow will bring?

CLICK HERE to listen to the audio.

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A fair trade, we think, but we're not counting on it!

As the war rages on in the LOLhan household, things are getting pretty damn ugly and even more public! But there is a glimmer of hope!

Michael Lohan swears that he will shut the hell up as soon as his daughter Lindsanity gets back into the rehab.

The bargain was suggested days after Poppa Lohan threatened to release voicemails proving that not only does Lindsay have a problem with prescription drugs, but his ex-wife, Dina Lohan as well.

Of course, Dina isn't taking any of this lying down, and she has already started to take action to shut him up legally. She was quoted saying: “He’s getting a cease-and-desist letter [from us], so that’s not going to happen. If it’s something personal about your child, you don’t go public with it.”

But while the cease-and-desist letter might stop some people, it doesn't seem to be bothering Michael. He insists that he will go public with his information if he doesn't see a drastic change and furthermore, points the blame on Dina for forcing him to go public:

“To begin with, I have been trying for a year to help Lindsay with her problems PRIVATELY through Lindsay, her mom, her attorney Blair Berk and even her new attorney Shawn Holley and the courts.

I have the records to prove it. But when that didn’t work, and the calls I was getting from Dina and Lindsay needed immediate attention, it was recommended to me to go public, like Martin Sheen and others did, in order to put pressure on Lindsay.

I wasn’t going to let people hear Dina’s drunken rants about Lindsay, and I certainly wasn’t going to let people hear anything about Lindsay, but now that Dina and Lindsay continue to lie and deny their problems, and even make up stories about me, NOW you will see and hear Lindsay’s calls and texts. I am NOT the liar, they are. Hopefully then, they will realize how deceptive and in denial they are and finally realize that lying and denial are part of their addictions.

I am sorry I had to take this route, but I have tried and tried to help Linds and I have been lied about long enough.”

Shameful!

You are going about this all the wrong way, Mike. She has to want to go to rehab to make herself feel better, not be forced to go out of fear that her own father will humiliate her. Besides, we don't need voicemails to tell us she is messed up. Any picture taken of her in the last six months is all the proof we need!!!

Stop this now, Mike, or live to really regret. The fame will quickly fade, but your family will be with you forever. Or not, your choice.

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Lindsay Lohan's fame-whoring parents are up to their usual shenanigans once more!

Michael Lohan is headed to Entertainment Tonight to air voicemail tapes of Dina Lohan saying that Lindsay does need help despite putting up public appearances that she is fine.

"Dina is saying that I'm lying - that Lindsay doesn't have a problem and that she's okay. But I have proof that Dina has told me Lindsay is on death's doorstep, that she doesn't have much time left. There have been frantic calls. And I'm going to prove that Dina is the liar, not me."

Poppa Lohan has recently appeared on The Maury Povich Show, The Insider and Access Hollywood to bring attention to his daughter's problems. This has undoubtedly pissed off Lindsanity, who has been spotted club-hopping in New York City and Lost Angeles, although she hasn't been photographed with a drink in her hand.

Dina, in comparison to Michael, has remained unusually quiet about his rants, releasing a statement that he should stop talking to the media about his children.

Practice what you preach, sister!

Michael Lohan continues talking about Dina, saying:

"As the mother of my kids, I won't slam Dina personally. But she has expressed to me that Lindsay is in dire, dire need of an intervention. And Lindsay needs to see that her mother is either lying to me or lying to her. Dina says positive things about Samantha when she's talking to Lindsay, but then when Dina talks to me, she blames Lindsay's downfall on the Ronsons. If Dina and her cohorts want to continue lying, I could [keep exposing her] for a year - on so many different subjects. My lawyers told me to keep every single conversation - and I did."

Them's fighting words! And we are LOLing at "I won't slam Dina personally!" That's all you do, Michael!

Maybe you guys could work out your daughter's problems privately?! Just a thought!

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Because the Lohan family LOVES to party! It's in their genes!

Lindsay Lohan explained that her 40 15-year-old sister Aliana can handle the late-night Hollywood soirees with her big sis:

"She's tougher than I am. She has a good head on her shoulders. Maybe it was different for me because I didn't know what to expect and it just happened really fast. I didn't have a big sister."

WHAT?! As if you're setting some sort of good example for Ali? Puh-leeze!

But the younger Lohan has it all together because according to role model Lindsay, Ali knows how to call it a night when she has to do her HOmework. "If I'm going out late, she'll go home early."

What a relief! We're sure Dina Lohan is a real hard-ass when it comes to homeschooling as well!

She probably sends her out with Lindsay on purpose to learn how to be a trainwreck famous!

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And we think you're a big fat liar!!!

Michael Lohan is announcing that his Twitter account is NOT him so "whoever is sending these messages around is a fake."

Except it's definitely you! Is someone trying to protect their ass from a potential defamatory lawsuit?

Remember that via Twitter Papa Lohan was accusing "stylist/designer" and Lindsay Lohan's BFF Patrick Aufdenkamp of supplying his daughter with drugs!

In the meantime, Lindsay and mom Dina are still working on that restraining order.

We're still not sure what that will accomplish though as it appears Michael only likes to talk to the media ABOUT his daughter rather than TO her directly!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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Lindsanity attended the Whitney Museum Gala in New York City looking wrecked!!!

She could barely keep her eyes open! Must be from all the traveling, right Linds?

And it looks like Dina took her she made a stop at the doctor's office to re-inflate her already heavily injected lips.

She probably didn't feel a thing considering all those meds she's taking.

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