THIS is the only thing you need to buy today!

Our new book, True Bloggywood Stories: The Glamorous Life of Beating, Cheating and Overdosing, is the ultimate holiday present - either for yourself or your loved ones.

Don't just buy one - buy a bunch!

Here's a little taste of what you can expect!

"This is raw and unprotected–Just like celebrity sex!

I'm back and bigger than ever! I'm taking on the top celebrity scandals that rocked the world and changed Hollywood forever. From Chris "Beat-Her-Down" Brown's beating of Rihanna to reality "stars" Jon and Kate's divorce times eight, I'm taking you inside every moment and detail to tell you what really happened. NO ONE will be spare.

How long till Britney melts down again? When will Jen REALLY get over Brad? (Never!) Was Michael murdered? I'm revealing details most magazines wouldn't dare publish and taking you into the center of WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!

Top Highlights from Perez Hilton's True Bloggywood Stories:

*Juicy and hot details on the 10 Celebrities of Our Generation

*The Michael Jackson Catastrophe

*Steamy details on Twilight dating

*Exclusive dish on Jon and Kate Plus 8 debacle and other reality TV scandals

*The Top Ten Hollywood Predictions

*Perez's low down on celebrity dating: who will split and who will get married

*Exclusive details on Perez's controversial face-to-face encounters with Will.I.Am, Carrie Prejean, and Drew Barrymoore

*Interview Questions That Barabara Walters Would Never Ask

*And, the annual Perezzie Awards and Yearbook Awards, featuring:
-Best Nude Scandal
-Most Predictable Split
-Best Jen Aniston Boyfriend
-Best Secret Shrine
-Best Hairpiece
-Best Voodoo Doll
-Best Douchy Act of the Year
-Most Likely to Drop off the Radar
-Most Likely to Get Caught Cheating
-Most Likely to Deny Hooking Up With Miley Cyrus

And, in the spirit of giving back, Perez will autograph and personalize every copy of the book that you buy and send to him!

Once you've purchased your copy of True Bloggywood Stories, just mail it to Perez with a way to get it back to you - box, envelope - and make sure to include return paid postage.

If you pre-order the book now or buy it the first few days after its release on December 1st, you can get it to us and back with plenty of time for the holidays!

Send all copies to be signed of True Bloggywood Stories to our mailing address:

Perez Hilton
8174 Sunset Blvd., #993
Los Angeles, CA 90046

We can't wait to get a copy to you! And for your loved ones too!

We will be doing some signings as well, so stay tuned for more details on those!

No get to shopping and buy, buy, buy our new book!

As if it isn't enough that talk show queen Oprah Winfrey is going off the air in 2011, a Harpo employee has

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He almost bared his peen, what wouldn't he say no to?!

Levi Johnston saw a job opportunity became inspired by Tuesday's finale of Dancing with the Stars and is playing it cool with how much he wants to embarrass himself on the dance floor.

Says Levi, "I think if my phone were to ring right now, I would probably say yes." Adding, "I mean, I'm pretty athletic so I think I could do just about anything."

Riiiiight.

Although Levi claims to have the skill to "slow dance like no other man," his biggest challenge would be "being able to loosen up."

If only his body was as loose as his lips!!!

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This past weekend, the lovely Nicole Johnson was crowned Miss California USA 2010.

As as you've probably heard by now, Johnson is said to have been dating Michael Phelps for about a year back in 2007.

Though what you didn't know, until right now, is that Phelps and Johnson broke up because of Carrie Prejean!

Bitch is always causing the drama!

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that "Nicole Johnson dated Michael Phelps for a year during 2007 -2008. The main reason they ended their relationship is because Carrie Prejean started dating Michael…. and bragging about it while he was still with Nicole."

Whore! And that term also applies to Phelps.

No one cares to hear how Prejean will spin this, but does Phelps have anything he'd like to deny comment on?

[Image via Raphael Maglonzo]

Amazeballs!

Dame Julie Andrews will return to the UK stage for the first time in 30 years! The iconic singer will sing songs from her stage and screen hits on May 8th at London's O2 Arena while accompanied by an ensemble of five and the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra.

She has barely sung since her 1997 throat surgery that impaired her vocal cords, yet she has pioneered treatment to rehabilitate her voice.

"To perform once again in my homeland on the London stage will be a wonderful moment - it is where it all began for me," stated Andrews. "I am so excited to be able to share a brand new work with audiences."

We can't wait!

[Image via Getty Images.]

Donald Trump was spotted on the set of Wall Street 2 with Michael Douglas on Wednesday.

The Donald is making a cameo appearance in the film.

Pretty appropriate casting decision, don't you think?

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

We can't believe that someone other than Greasy Bear would have her!

Fresh out of her marriage, Avril Lavigne was spotted making out with some random dude at NYC's Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel on Tuesday.

We think slutty just met him that night!

The pair were surrounded by a group of friends as they sipped vodka and champagne. As soon as Jet's Are You Gonna Be My Girl began to play, Avril leapt on the poor boy and began to shove her tongue down his throat.

And then, they exchanged numbers!

clASS act!!!!

[Image via WENN.]

Sucks to be Jon Gosselin. But we're sure he already knows that!

The douchebag had previously said he'd be spending Thanksgiving this year with his former girlfriend, Homewrecking Hailey WhatsHerFace. Though it seems his plans have changed.

Jon won't be able to go to his former home as it's Kate Gosselin's day with the kids. So according to Jon, "I won't be home. I'm going to my grandma's."

However, he will have the kids over Christmas Eve and Christmas day.

Says Mr. Douche, "Christmas Eve and Christmas day are joint-shared custody days, which means we're both in the house. So we'll be there."

Adding that the kids "do the stockings early Christmas morning. Kate makes sticky buns. We keep it all the same. Nothing has changed. That way they have the sense of security with everything that's going on."

At least the kids will have a peaceful night on Thanksgiving.

As for Hailey, she'll also be Gosselin-free tomorrow.

This past Monday she even added another interesting thought on her Twitter, stating "Life Lesson #1- "The older the man, The more tarnished he is"-LOL"

Not always the truth, but it applies with Jon.

[Image via WENN.]