According to Entertainment Weekly, there's gonna be a same-sex storyline guaranteed to push the boundaries of 90210!

They even claim it's legit!

“This isn’t a fling,” insists executive producer Rebecca Sinclair. “We’re coming at this [relationship] from a genuine place and not going, ‘Let’s do a titillating story that will grab some promotion.’ This is a real aspect of teenager life that’s interesting… And there’s been a real void in the 90210 universe in terms of gay and bisexual characters.”

And here comes the downside - half of this relationship involves Potato Head!

Yes, Rumer Willis' Gia will be getting it on with the single mom (and supposed straight girl), Adrianna!

Cue our disappointment!

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She's working her angle!

Rumer Willis looks stunning in this age-appropriate outfit!

She attended the Foxtel Dinner at the Aria Restaurant on Monday, all the way down under in Australia.

The handsome gentleman with her is her cutie boyfriend, the gayfaced Micah Alberti.

Adorable, the both of you!

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Hah!!!

The completely shiteous Rumer Willis/Audrina Patridge flick, Sorority Row, is only estimated to bring in $5 million at the box office this weekend!

And how much $$$$$$ did the studio throw at the production to make this HOrrendous movie???

Oh, only around $16 million!!

Blame Rumer!!!!!!

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We give credit where credit is due and and we happily give some to Rumer Willis, who seems to understand that the party scene that most young Hollywood starlets frequent is really more dangerous for them than enjoyable.

And while she recognizes the faults of her fellow young actresses, mostly she pities them for falling prey to the Hollywood machine. Like Mischa Barton.

Be careful, girl. Your words may come back to haunt you!

Potato Head tells Glamour magazine: "I do feel very sorry for Mischa Barton. This whole world is very enticing. When you start getting famous it's exciting. But I've grown up having to deal with what's real and what's not and I just don't care about that type of thing. I have better things to do…I think it's important that the only people you have in your life are people who support you and are positive."

Agreed, Potato Head. Agreed.

Maybe you should go hang with Mischa for a bit. It could be good for you both!

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We don't say this very often, and that's because it hardly happens, but Rumer Willis was actually looking pretty decent earlier today.

Potato Head was spotted leaving her hotel in Manhattan appearing ghostly white, as usual, but the new hair style and that makeup is really working for her. And a profile view is always better than head-on!

She needs to pick a good look and stick with it, or she'll end up looking like poopers, just like she did last week in London at the photocall for her new movie Sorority Row.

Though from that side-angle shot, Rumer looks almost pretty cute.

Work that side angle 'bb!

Own it! Live it! Become it!

Don't ever stare directly at the camera again.

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At least she tries!

Rumer Willis showed up dressed like, well, THAT, to her photocall in London for her new movie Sorority Row yesterday.

A little more taffeta and a side ponytail and she'd be set for a 1985 senior prom.

Oh, and Baby Spice called: she wants her shoes back!

At least the hair atop her potato head looks nice!

Where'd she buy it????

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Did Rumer Willis spot a ghost on the red carpet of her 21st birthday party????

Naw, probably just saw Demi and Ashton makin' out in the shadows!

"A-lister" Potato Head rang in her 21st birthday at Tao in Vegas on Saturday night with a bunch of people we've never heard of before.

Sounds like a boring awful pitiful great time!

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Where was our invite???

Oh never mind - we wouldn't waste our money!

Check out this flyer for Rumer Willis' big 21st birthday bash at the TAO club in Vegas this weekend.

No, these won't be sent out to the Hollywood elite. These are given to the folks who sign up for a weekend Vegas excursion through Night Vision Entertainment, which this weekend includes "Rumer Willis' A-list Birthday Bash." That's how they describe it.

Ha!

Potato Head, who you trying to fool?

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When bad surgery happens to good people you get a family portrait like this!

Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and Rumer Willis showed up at the Los Angeles premiere of Spread.

So let's see…

Ashton is young enough to be Demi's son, Demi is desperately clinging to her youth, and poor Rumer is just hopeless.

At least they're all wearing nice shoes!

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