They're back!

Get ready to stalk Twi-Hards of El Lay county!

Last night, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson returned to California after two weeks of worldwide press promotion for The Twilight Saga: New Moon.

It more than paid off at the box office, but what kind of toll has it taken on our favorite vamp and his wench?

Kristen just looks like her regular crabby and nauseated self, but poor R-Patz looks beyond exhausted. And what's with the distance, kids?

Afraid the world is going to go nuts with speculation that you two are doing the nasty and cover every magazine with rumors that you two are married,pregnant, or otherwise involved romantically if you stand too close to one another?

Too late!

Nice to have you back! What will you do with all this time on your hands? Maybe get crackin on Breaking Dawn???

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How thoughtful!

The stars of Twilight felt it only fair to give back a little something to the millions of fans who shelled out $142 million this past weekend, making their new movie, New Moon, break all kinds of records and be #1 at the box office.

Though neither of them of them have time to keep up their own Twitter page, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson sent out a message to the fans via the movie's official Twitter.

First, R-Patz expressed his gratitude, (read it aloud with an English accent for emphasis).

He says:

"Thank you for making New Moon number one. It's very exciting to be a part of something embraced by so many people. I hope you are looking forward to Eclipse as much as I am."

Oh, they are! They've gotten their fix and Twi-Hards are eager for more.

Then, K-Stew threw her two cents in (read it aloud sounding depressed and detached from any real human emotion):

"You have all proven you're the most amazing fans in the world once again. I feel so lucky to be a part of The Twilight Saga and thank you for making us number one!"

Wasn't that nice?!

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They certainly have a lot to celebrate, since their movie is now the third biggest box office smash EVER!

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart enjoyed some downtime this weekend by sticking around NYC. The duo were seen having dinner together at Megu Japanese restaurant on Sunday in Manhattan.

Though they tried to stay inconspicuous, photogs caught a glimpse of R-Patz leaving the restaurant dressed beanie to boot in black.

We'd mourn an evening spent with KStew too, Rob!

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Kristen Stewart and her nose hairs!

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The Twilight Saga: New Moon has finally been released today and the stars of the film have all been celebrating in their own special ways.

As for Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, there was only one way to spend the evening: Together!

The duo were spotted slipping away for some private time while the rest of the cast headed to an after-party of their New York screening on Thursday.

They were seen going to the Avenue, where they secured a table for themselves and had bodyguards surround them for some privacy.

But even that couldn't stop eyewitnesses from seeing the couple whispering sweet nothings into each other's ears and at one point, spotting K-Stew lovingly stroke Robert's back. They left the club some time after 3 a.m.

They can deny it or ignore it or pretend like we are all naive, but they can't hide it for much longer. There is no question that Robsten is a GO!

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It looks as though the Twilight Trinity are heading to a funeral!

TayTay, R-Patz and a mysterious elf K-Stew stepped out in NYC on Thursday for The Cinema Society & D&G screening of The Twilight Saga: New Moon.

Why the brooding black?!

We hope K-Stew's 'tude hasn't rubbed off on everyone!!!

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While most of you are nervously twitching over the excitement of New Moon tonight, (we think some of you might already be in line!) we're looking forward to Kristen Stewart's other film endeavor, The Runaways biopic.

And while most of you are pretty hot and bothered by the fact that she gets to makeout with Robert Pattinson, we wonder how many of you will get excited to here this little tidbit of news:

KStew and Dakota Fanning KISS in their new movie!

And it's PASSIONATE!

Well, as passionate as it could be kissing K-Stew. If her acting is any reflection of her kissing, it was probably boring and awkward.

While being interview for her role in New Moon, Dakota was also asked about The Runaways and her on-screen kiss with K-Stew. She not only confirms that it happens, but that it was really steamy, saying: “We were so into the scene and into the script and the characters.”

We don't remember Joan Jett and Cherie Curie ever being a thing, but we guess what once happen behind closed doors will now find it's way onto the big screen.

We think we already know the answer to this one, but indulge us:

Which are U more excited for: New Moon or The Runaways?

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We could be wrong, but we thought vampires liked to play baseball, not football.

Kristen Stewart was on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon last night and just like her wolfy co-star, she was asked to show off her throwing arm!

We have to say, she's not half bad. Her hair and her dress were atrocious, but her athleticism was impressive.

Check out her skills above!

P.S. For some reason, we feel like R-Patz won't be participating in this late night stunt. He's British, they play a different kind of football.

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Left: Vintage Kristen Stewart at the Panic Room premiere several years ago. Right: Pretty boy Macaulay Culkin in 2000.

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