Oh please, no!

Amy Winehouse, who has taken a break from singing to become an ever-loving wreck, was spotted wearing some bling on the ring finger of her left hand as she left a clinic in London on Monday.

It looks quite fetching next to those cutting scars!!!

We hope this is not the return of Blake, but it sure is the end of any hope we had for her!!

Congrats?!

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Although it's been suggested about a zillion times before, Wino and Blaaaaaaaake are allegedly getting married again!

In three months!!!!

Wino was seen wearing a supposed engagement ring on Friday night, and Blake reportedly said to friends, "We both know we've only ever been divorced on paper. This is the right thing to do."

Fielder-Civil went on to say he and Ames talk on the phone 5-6 times a day and that Wino even told him she wanted to get married again.

We'll believe it when we see it!

Wino's having too much fun with her new pair of tittays to settle down right now!

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And she has her father to thank for leaking the news!

Mitch Winehouse has his own TV show in the UK and he revealed the real reason why daughter Amy Winehouse went to the hospital over the weekend.

"It wasn't because she had a cold. She's fine, she just had a little leaky something or other," he said as he pointed to his chest!

Oh nice, Mitch! We're sure Amy appreciates it.

She was probably devastated, she's been showing off her new boobies every chance she gets!

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This past weekend, Amy Winehouse had to be hospitalized and spent Sunday night at The London Clinic after ingesting a mixture of medications.

But, on Tuesday night, our favorite Wino was spotted leaving Fishworks restaurant in London's Westend with about three bodyguards and we've got to admit, we're pleasantly surprised. Amy's looking pretty good!

Thankfully, Amy opted for some black sneakers, no pink ballerina slippers in sight!

Also missing, were those whack freckles she's been drawing on her nose lately. Oh, and she's no longer rocking those fish lips.

Instead, she was hardly sporting any makeup. Seriously, looking good 'bb, minus the cigarette of course.

Keep it up!

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Will she ever learn?!

After pAArtying at the Soho House in London on Saturday night, it seems Amy Winehouse was a little worse for wear. So much so that she awoke the next morning and was given a recommendation - the hospital!

Wino spent Sunday night at the The London Clinic on doctor's orders due to ingesting a mixture of incompatible substances. The druggie singer took cold medicine that did not mix with medicine she is already taking!

We guess Nyquil, Methadone and a cocktail don't mix?!

"Amy took over-the-counter stuff for a cold but it didn't agree with medication she takes for her on-going recovery," said a friend. "A doctor came to the house and advised her to go the hospital to make sure she was all right."

She will be just fine, but we foresee many more hospital visits in her future! Either she's drunk off her ass or buying a new one!

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There's no other explanation for wearing a tank top in England during November!!

Amy Winehouse was seen exiting The Hawley Arms Pub on Tuesday in a bra an ensemble that showed off the only thing she's proud of - her $35,000 hard-as-nails tittays!

Wonder if she can even sing with those fun bags pushing down on her lungs?!

No matter! It's not like she'll be trying anytime soon!

Drink up, honey!

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Look no further!

Former singer Amy Winehouse is harboring a compulsive need to "improve" herself - and she intends to do it by putting some junk in her trunk!

After spending $35,000 on a new set of tittays ($17,500 per hump-a-lump), Wino desperately wants the back to match the front. The drunkard wants ass implants!!!!

"Amy loves her boobs. She can't stop touching them and showing them off to friends," said a source. "She says she feels womanly again and wants to be more curvy like she used to be. She thinks by having another op and bum implants that she will achieve her dream pin-up look."

We bet if she looks deep enough inside, she'll fine her inner ass!

And that procedure is free!!!

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She's addicted!

Amy Winehouse emerged from a doctor's surgery in London sporting a significantly larger pout on her face.

First the tits and now the lips! What's next?

Vaginal rejuvenation!

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Why do some celebrities have such fame-and-money-hungry parents? It's not enough to have their child in the spotlight, they need to join in as well?

Case in point, Mitch Winehouse!

Amy Whinehouse's cab driver father now has his own show. Well, it's an online chat show, but still.

The UK's Living channel will be hosting the show on their online channel Liv with Mitch set to interview "celebrities" in his cab.

To us, it kind of sounds similar to HBO's Taxicab Confessions. But Mitch's show is called Mitch Winehouse's Showbiz Rant.

The first "star" to appear on it will be Kirstie Alley David Hasselhoff. Seems like there's always someone out there desperate enough to do anything for publicity.

And in the first episode, the two even share some quality bonding time on air.

Mitch tells David about the douchebags "vampires" who prey on their daughters, to which Hasselhoff responds, "They're still little girls, no matter who old Amy is, she's still your little girl."

Oh, so touching. And yet quite boring!

Check out the short clip above.

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