LOLZ!

Yes, we know it is all in the name of good clean fun, but C'MON!

Jake Gyllenhaal and a gaggle of other celebrities are featured in this promo celebrating Sesame Street's 40th anniversary! (above)

Something kind of fishy attaches itself to Jake's head. (Mark 0:08)

You heard us.

On top of her health problems, lawsuits and financial woes, this is the last thing she needs!

Singer Toni Braxton is separating from her husband of eight years, Keri Lewis, formerly of Mint Condition.

Poor thing!

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And he supposedly makes death threats!

Ronnie Newt, a man who believed he had information that proved Michael Jackson had an illegitimate child, has requested a restraining order against Joe Jackson and his son Randy Jackson.

Newt is claiming that after he provided Joe with the information he had about the boy in question, 12-year-old Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson, Joe sent his cronies to threaten him! Newt states in the documents:

"I was told to stay out of the M.J. love child story. That some one could get kill [sic] for that kind of money."

Joe Jackson has denied that Michael fathered the child in the past after Newt approached him before. Now Newt is requesting that the Jacksons and their associates always remain at least 50 yards away from him.

Newt also warns that if he turns up dead the police should definitely suspect foul play.

Shady, shady.

We wouldn't put it past Joe! He's a horrible man!

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Check out the covers for the December issue of O Magazine, featuring the persuasive Ellen DeGeneres and of course, Oprah Winfrey herself.

After months of persistent nudging, Ellen finally got her wish to smile alongside O for the mag!

She even got a double cover!

Dreams really do come true, huh?

Ya think?!

After seeing New Mexico player Elizabeth Lambert's violent behavior on the field, it has been announced by head soccer coach Kit Vela that Lambert has been suspended indefinitely!

Watch the video above to see Lambert's highly unsportsmanlike conduct against Brigham Young University during the semifinals of the Mountain West Conference Championship.

We're glad she's facing some consequences! You can't behave like that and get away with it!

As they discovered their fellow contestant and Big Brother Season 9 winner Adam Jasinski was arrested for funding a prescription drug ring, the housemates were definitely not happy - to say the least!

"I was bawling my eyes out … I was crying .. It made me sick to my stomach he got involved in this," said 3rd place winner, Sheila Kennedy.

She was probably crying because her and six other people voted to give Jasinksi his $500,000 prize money, as he promised he would give $100,000 to an autism foundation.

That is SO awful that it brings the LOLs!

Maybe one of the people he sold Oxycontin was autistic?!

"I hope Adam gets the maximum time he deserves because this is terrible," added cast member, Allison Nichols.

If convicted, the douche faces up to 20 years in prison and a million dollar fine!

We hope he'll be worth that kind of paycheck.

Ali G Sacha Baron Cohen has just gotten himself signed onto a really sweet deal. Columbia Pictures has just beat out two other studios for the rights to back Borat's Sacha's next two films.

The final price tag had seven digits! Yowza!

But don't expect Bruno Sacha to add more docu-characters to his repertoire soon. For right now, he is more interested in doing stricly fictional characters, like his roles in Sweeney Todd and Talladega Nights.

Eh, we'd rather he didn't and stuck to his signature characters, but if he insists on feeling like an "actor", so be it.

We won't see the movies either way.

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Will Katie Price soon be heading back into the jungle? Maybe for over half a million dollars she will!

Jordan Katie's been offered £450,000 to return to ITV's I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! But the reality star has yet to accept.

Katie would be the first celeb to make a return and execs are hoping she does as they're betting she'll be a "ratings dynamite."

The last time she was on the show was back in 2004 in the Australian jungle where she met Peter Andre and married him the following year.

According to insiders, the plan is to fly Katie in to the jungle after the other contestants to catch everyone by surprise.

One source reveals, "It will at least be not on the first night and she will enter the jungle unannounced. It is very cheeky and very bold. This would be the first time ever someone has gone back in. I am sure the advantage of it is that it will keep her on the front page day after day for two-and-a-half weeks without actually having to do anything. And it is absolute ratings dynamite.'

Though a source close to Katie says the show's start date of next week might conflict with Katie's commitments in the U.S. Adding, "I don’t think she will be doing it, she is going to Los Angeles when the show starts – but never say never with Katie."

Yeah, never say never unless they offer her a million dollars. Then we bet she'll do it.

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Drivers of South Korea BEWARE! We think this woman is going to cause some serious trouble on your roadways!

A 68-year-old woman has finally passed her written driver's exam after taking it 950 times!!!

Damn!!!

The woman, name Cha Sa-soon, has spent somewhere close to $4,200 in exam fees and on Wednesday finally earned the lowest possible score to pass the exam!

Now, all that is left is for her to pass the ROAD TEST! We hope it's on a closed course!!!

Isn't there an age limit to getting your license in South Korea? The woman is 68! We bet she can barely see her hand in front of her face, much less other cars on the road!

Yikes!

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