Earlier this week, reports came out that Jude Law and Sienna Miller were getting back together.

The two had been spotted meeting up several times in New York, which reps for the two confirmed.

But now Jude is speaking out and denying the reports that he's back with Sluttyienna.

Embarrassed already?

A rep for Jude states, "Jude and Sienna are just friends and are seeing each other socially occasionally as they are both on Broadway, performing just one block apart."

Does "friends with benefits" mean the same thing?

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We have to admit they made a pretty good looking couple. You know, until he cheated on her with the nanny!

Jude Law and Sienna Miller have met up several times in New York as they are both starring in Broadway productions at the moment.

A rep had confirmed that the two have met up but hasn't commented on whether or not the two are dating again.

Sluttyienna could be wary of a relationship with Jude again.

A source reveals: “Sienna had her heart broken by Jude, but she was young and it was the first time she’d fallen in love. What people don’t realize is that they always remained close, so who knows where this will lead to next."

Sounds like it would lead to one of them cheating on the other.

Neither of them are strangers to infidelity!

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And they're pretty dismal!

Sienna Miller debuted in Patrick Marber's revival of After Miss Julie on Broadway last night and for all purposes, it could have been worse.

The wacktress was painted as adequate, but just another unqualified film actress to take stage, falling short of embodying the character. Or they may have just forgotten to watch her acting and focused on her ass!

According to Ben Brantley of the New York Times, Sluttyienna's finest attributes were her "good diction, good posture and great legs. Commendable as these attributes are, they are of limited use in portraying a tautly wound, death-courting neurotic who is eaten alive by her own demons."

Unless Miss Julie effs her own demons, we didn't think it would work!

Michael Kuchwara of the the Associated Press wrote that she "looks sensational: blonde hair done up in a quintessential 1940s 'do, her trim figure wrapped in a pert floral print dress that shows off her great legs. The very model of a seducer awaiting to commence seduction … And there is a relentless quality to Sienna Miller's performance, not terribly subtle or vulnerable, but compelling in its obsessiveness."

Yes, hawt and relentless!!!

We bet there's a slew of New York men that would also describe her as such!

The only theatre she should be doing involves ping pong balls and a donkey!

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Sort of.

The New York Times ran an article about actress Sienna Miller dubbing her "Serial Miller" in reference to her many, MANY high-profile romances including Jude Law, Rhys Ifans and Balthazar Getty.

But they named two others that Sienna denies having more than a friendship with and they corrected the "mistake":

"An article…about Sienna Miller misstates the nature of the relationships that she had with Heath Ledger and Sean Combs. She was friends with both of them; she did not have romantic flings with either of them."

Sluttyiena is in New York starring alongside Jonny Lee Miller in After Miss Julie. She says of being in the show:

"I underestimated that a play like this requires incredible concentration, which is something that doesn’t come naturally to me. And I’m struggling with stamina and endurance. I’m not fit enough, and I’ve had to join a gym. I wake up every morning sounding like Marge Simpson and looking like something out of Gremlins."

WOOF, sounds awful! Miller also commented on her highly-documented missteps in the media:

"I’m more frivolous. I haven’t been as bright in some of the decisions I’ve made. Keira [Knightley] is just a more evolved person. I feel we live in the kind of culture now where you have to be very smart to navigate the right way, and I just don’t have those smarts. I think with age and time it will change, but I can’t obsess about it."

At least she admits to making stupid choices such as dating married people for example!

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Bouncers, liquor store cashiers, and wives of wealthy men of NYC prepare yourselves!

Sienna Miller is invading your city!

The marquee has just gone up at the American Airlines Theatre showing off Sienna in all her sluttastic glory.

She'll be appearing in the new play After Miss Julie with Jonny Lee Miller, which starts it previews on September 18.

Oh, what havoc will she wreak upon the great citizens of Manhattan?!

We can't wait to find out!

P.S. Remember how much Pittsburgh hates her????

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Hey, remember when we told you about Anna Wintour calling Sienna Miller "toothy" and criticizing her "unruly hair" in the highly awaited new documentary The September Issue?

Well, it seems Sluttyienna has forgotten or at least forgiven the whole incident as she was seen posing for photos with the Vogue Editor-In Chief at the doc's screening last night in NYC.

She really couldn't stay mad at her for long. Anna only spoke the truth and she runs the most important fashion magazine in the world. If Sluttyienna wanted to continue in this business, she was going to have to eat dirt and be nice.

Ha!

We love when bitches get knocked down a peg or two. It's fun to watch them squirm!

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While on the set of her new film G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra, Sienna Miller found herself in a very hot situation: her titties caught fire!

Ouch!

Last night, she told Conan O'Brien on The Tonight Show about how a little spark landed on her cleavage and a fire started on her chest, adding “I burned my boobs in an explosion that went wrong."

Sienna says "they're fine", which is a good thing because there probably won't be enough money made out of this film for her to get any kind of plastic surgery.

Sad, but true.

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A glimmer of maturity????

When asked about her homewrecking relationship with Balthazar Getty recently, Sienna Miller shockingly didn't tell the reporter to piss off.

She actually admitted to feeling "foolish" for dating the once married man: "I probably seem like not a particularly nice person, not a girl's girl."

That's for sure.

She admits that she realizes the whole thing looked pretty "awful", but she believes she has learned to think before she screws, adding:

"I do think sometimes people get morally superior without understanding situations. And the situation I got into was not ideal, but it happened and if I could go back and be more responsible, I would…Well, I probably would be less naive about ignoring the fact that people care. I've always kind of done exactly what my instincts said. I have a good brain on me, but I've never really used it when it came to making decisions about love, which has been a blessing and a curse."

We're not sure, but can a skank ever change her spots?

Only time will tell!

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"I know, I just worry because I know I say a lot, often. I've been so careless and loose lipped. Whatever I say, I get myself into trouble. And you know, it doesn't bother me – but my mother reads it, and just goes, please! It's more about the people that get affected around me."

- Sluttyienna Miller tells The Guardian

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