Ew!

It seems Rob Kardashian has a fetish for the stern and worldly because the boy is effing dating adult "actress" Lisa Ann - and the girl has been everywhere!

Lisa stars in the Palin porn tribute Who's Nailin' Paylin?

She did attend Khloe's wedding as Rob's date, so maybe she's something more than just a booty call!

"Rob treats me like his little teacher and we have a fun sexual relationship that is simple and carefree. He brings out the total cougar in me and I just like to teach him things," said Lisa Ann.

Yikes!

The Kardashian family can't be too happy about this! Guess his peen is Going Rogue!

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Unintentionally hilarious!

Check out this LOLtastic video of fans that showed up to a Sexy Sarah book signing (above).

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Could this be true? Does Angelina Jolie really hate President Barack Obama?

We thought she only hated Maniston!

But according to a close Angelina insider, "She hates him. She's into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise."

Though isn't Ange about handouts and helping those less fortunate?

The source continues, "Angie isn't Republican, but she thinks Obama is all smoke and mirrors."

And how is this affecting her relationship with Brad Pitt, who's a fan of Obama and even attended his 2008 election party in Chicago?

Says the source of the couple: "They get in nasty arguments all the time about it. She doesn't respect Brad when it comes to politics, but, in the end, this won't tear them apart."

What do U think? We want to know how reliable this "source" is.

And if Ange is so opinionated about Obama, we can only imagine the things she'd say about Sarah Palin.

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Are you kidding us?????????

When it comes to first-day sales, Sexy Sarah's memoir, Going Rogue: An American Life is now one of the top-ranked nonfiction books on that list!

Palin's book moved 300,000 copies on its first day, which is comparable to the 400,000 copies sold of Bill Clinton's memoir, My Life, and tops Hilary Clinton's first day numbers of Living History, which sold 200,000 copies in 2003.

Do U have your copy????

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Sexy Sarah left a crowd of angry conservatives in Indiana high and dry when Palin refused to sign their books!!

Palin was signing copies of her memoir at a Borders in Noblesville, Indiana on Thursday, to which 1,000 wristbands were given out to Palin's fans to guarantee their book would be signed by Sexy Sarah herself!

Too bad Palin quit with 300 signatures to go!!!!

Check out the hysteria in the vid above!

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She really had her claws out this week!

After nitpicking at Rachael Ray earlier this week, Martha Stewart held nothing back when asked about none other than Sarah Palin!

Listening to the prim and proper Martha Stewart refer to the former Alaskan governor as "confused" and "a real problem" really brings the LOLs!

Watch the HIGHlarious video above!

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Yes, that's really what Levi Johnston calls himself.

Levi, who believes himself to be a celebrity, somehow got invited to the GQ "Men of the Year" party in El Lay this week at the shiteous Chateau Marmont. And, to no one's surprise except maybe Levi, nobody cared he was there.

Dick "Ricky" was seen wandering around the party with more make-up caked on than Kim Kardashian, along with his manager Tank and some other macho dude.

Did he really think he needed security?

Since the Playgirl centerfold was being ignored by other guests like January Jones, Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman and Lindsay Lohan, the underage father sipped on his soda and checked his Blackberry for an hour, then disappeared.

Welcome to Hollywood! Enjoy those last few seconds while you can!

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DUH!

As if we needed more proof that Sarah Palin is not qualified for the White House!

And yet she always provides us with more.

It's the gift that keeps on giving!

Watch Sexy Sarah's geographical mistake with Fox News' Sean Hannity (above)!

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Looks like Levi Johnston's ego has grown bigger than his peen! And we're guessing that wasn't very hard to achieve considering he isn't showing any wang in his upcoming Playgirl spread.

According to the New York Post, Levi made a big to-do at JFK before boarding his plane. While attempting to look the part of a celebrity, the sunglass-wearing cocktease refused to stand in line with "regular passengers", which included Seinfeld's Jason Alexander.

A passenger on the plane says "He then made a big show of getting on first. He was seated in the front row of first class, looking like he was born to be there and waiting for some recognition. Jason Alexander was quietly sitting behind him."

Enjoy the D-List while you can Levi. In 3 months you'll be lucky to even get someone to foot the bill for a round trip ticket on Southwest.

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