Do U think you can handle Sexy Sarah live and in the flesh???

The former Alaska governor will be embarking on a nation-wide book tour in promotion of her new memoir, Going Rogue!

The tour starts in Grand Rapids, MI, on November 18th and Palin will criss-cross across the country in a big ol' bus until the tour wraps on December 10th.

Although the official dates have yet to be announced, sources confirm that Cincinnati and Columbus, OH, Roanoke, VA, Fort Bragg, N.C, Orlando, FL and Albuquerque, N.M. will all be graced by Sexy Sarah's presence.

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In a controversial move, the comic book series Female Force is highlighting the life of the late Princess Diana.

Though the book portrays Princess Diana as "a modern British icon" and an "admirable woman," it also goes in to detail about her husband, Prince Charles of Wales' affair with Camilla Parker-Bowles as well as her tragic death.

The comic also has illustrations of Prince Charles and Diana's famously lavish wedding and Diana revealing to Martin Bashir in an interview, "There were three of us in this marriage. So it was a bit crowded."

The Female Force has also included graphic biographies about Caroline Kennedy, Oprah Winfrey and Sarah Palin (GROAN).

What do U think about the Princess Diana comic book?

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Unlike Sarah Palin, Levi Johnston won't have any secrets after posing in Playgirl because it's been confirmed that he will be showing his peen!

Levi's manager doesn't beat around the bush (ha!) when he says: "Everything's gonna hang out. We're talking full johnson."

He sounds really excited about it. Maybe a little too excited.

Bristol Palin's baby's daddy is planning to shoot the nekked photos on November 16th, which just so happens to be the same day as Sexy Sarah's appearance on Oprah.

Way to hit her below the belt!

As far as the shoot, a Playgirl rep reveals they're "working on some athletic scene stuff for Levi: gyms, rinks - that sort of thing."

Rinks??? Hopefully not an ice skating rink! We wouldn't want his dangly bits to get stuck to the ice!

Plus we all knows what happens when it gets cold!

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He's not holding back much!

Though Levi Johnston says he has some secrets about Sarah Palin that he won't reveal because he doesn't want to "go that far," he did tell The Early Show that Sexy Sarah referred to Trig, her child with Downs syndrome, as "retarded."

Naturally Palin replied to Levi's accusation.

She says:

"We have purposefully ignored the mean spirited, malicious and untrue attacks on our family. We, like many, are appalled at the inflammatory statements being made or implied. Trig is our 'blessed little angel' who knows it and is lovingly called that every day of his life.

Consider the source of the most recent attention-getting lies. Those who would sell their body for money reflect a desperate need for attention and are likely to say and do anything for even more attention."

Meow!

We wonder what Levi will come out with next — besides his peen!

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Sexy Sarah is rolling in HarperCollins' $$$$$$$!

Docs revealing Palin's finances during her final months as Alaska's governor have been released to the public, and the publishing giants paid Sarah a $1.25 million advance for the former VP nom's upcoming memoir, Going Rogue!!!!!

Sexy Sarah is also sorta $mart!

Sources are speculating that HarperCollins forked over more $$$ after Palin resigned from office, but because the figures aren't required to be disclosed to the public, we'll never know the exact amount!

With Palin's pre-sales of Going Rogue placing her at the top of both Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble's top sellers, we can only assume Alaska's sweetheart will be a multi-millionaire in no time.

How did this happen??????

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Levi Johnston has had enough of Sexy Sarah Palin and he's not going to take it anymore!

The soon to be nekid 19-year-old father told the CBS Early Show this morning: "If she's gonna say things about me, I'm gonna leak things about her. That's just how it is."

We think showing some peen in his upcumming Playgirl spread is a great way to get back at the ex-VP hopeful.

Everyone wins!

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You thought you only had to worry about Levi Johnston, huh Sarah Palin? Seems you've pissed some other folks off during your reign as America's Favorite Political Airhead!

Frank Bailey used to be a close aide to the governor of Alaska when she still held that title. Now, Frank considers himself an author, as he has written a new book, titled Renegade: Sarah Palin's Hatchet Man.

Sounds like a little jab at Going Rouge to us!

Some of the juicy details sure to be included in the book include "Troopergate, the investigation of Palin's firing of her police commissioner over allegations he wouldn't fire a trooper who went through a bitter divorce from Palin's sister."

A publisher has yet to be determined for the book, but we don't think he'll have any trouble landing one soon.

We just love watching Sarah get brought down a peg!

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A big part of us wishes that instead of Sarah Palin pushing her book on Oprah's show, we could watch Tina Fey impersonate her, if only to spare our ears from the moose talk and hockey, hick stories.

Ah, we'll just tune it out. It's Oprah who has to act interested!

Until now, Sarah Palin has turned down offers to the appear on Oprah's show. (It may be because she picked our President.) But now, with a memoir hitting the shelves soon, Sarah is sucking up her Alaskan pride and schlepping it over to Chicago to meet with the mega talk show host.

Oprah even predicted that would be the case almost a month ago, telling her audience "Maybe she'll talk to me now that she has a book deal."

Ah, how the tables have turned!

Be sure to check her out on November 16th, if you can stomach it, and just pray that Palin's book doesn't somehow sneak up on the Oprah Book Club list.

Will U be watching?

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What do you do when you need a job, the nation is in an employment crisis, you're a former Vice Presidential nominee, and your best quality happens to be that you look exactly like Tina Fey?

You join LinkedIn!

Sarah Palin has just posted her resume to the popular, occupational, social-networking site and apparently, she is interested in "job inquires." So far, she has 500 "connections" and we gather, no job offers.

If you looking to "connect" with pathetic Palin, her LinkedIn profile URL uses "/governorpalin" despite the fact that she resigned from her job last July.

Bet she is seriously rethinking that decision!

We guess this plea for attention demonstrates her lack of confidence in her authorial skills. Her memoir comes out in a few weeks, which should pull in some cash, if it's any good!

Sucks to be you, Sarah! Good luck finding someplace to work in this post-Bush economic era! Your Republican buddy sure did a bang up job!

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