While discussing the HIGHlarious jokes she dishes out on her E! talk show, the last thing Chelsea Handler cares about are the celebs she criticizes!

"I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid [that] they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them," said the Chelsea Lately host. "I've run into Paris Hilton and she's like, 'Oh, I love your show.' And I'm like, 'You can't love my show if you can hear.' "

Ouch! Burn!

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How Paris Hilton of her!

Victoria Beckham has splurged on TWO of the latest celebrity must-have accessory- the micro pig! Spending £1,400 on the pigs, they are a Christmas present for husband David Beckham.

Supposedly she's been calling them Elton and David after friends Sir Elton John and his partner David Furnish, but David wants to name them Pinky and Perky.

Cute!

The pigs will live with them at their Beckingham Palace mansion in Hertfordshire and a source says of the pigs, "[They] are incredibly clean and easy to house-train. They will be given the run of the place and could even end up watching TV on David and Victoria's laps."

Can you imagine a pig on Posh's lap?!

We can't either!

[Image via FayesVision / WENN.]

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In a vain attempt to put a rest to rumors that their relationship is on the rocks due to a drama-filled Halloween, Paris Hilton and bf Doug Reinhardt laid it on thick for the paparazzi Monday.

The couple left Boa restaurant in West Hollywood and were more friendly with each other than usual. They decided to sneak show off a kiss in Doug's car.

Yes, we get it. You're together. No need to make us ill!

[Image via WENN.]

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Somehow we think this is Paris Hilton's attempt to punish her boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt.

Paris attended Heidi Klum's annual Halloween party this weekend dressed head-to-toe in white attire. Though we can't make out what she's supposed to be? A flapper girl? A burlesque dancer?

Accompanying the hotel heiress was her boyfriend, the tooth fairy.

We're guessing maybe Paris was a hot tooth fairy while Doug was the tranny fairy?

As for the two, the night didn't end up so well with paparazzi catching Doug throwing Paris' cell phone out the window as they were being driven through LA.

Wonder what they could have been arguing about?

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Paris loves Halloween!

The hotel heiress played it cute, dressing up as a seksi Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz with her adorable pup Marilyn as Toto!

What was your costume????

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And her neighbors don't like it!

Paris Hilton supposedly threw a massive party around 4 a.m. Friday morning, but by the time the police responded to the noise complaints an hour later, it was as if there was no party at all. Her Hollywood Hills home was quiet.

Paris is a repeat offender when it comes to throwing noisy soirees. The police reportedly stopped by twice back in May after multiple complaints.

Parties at 4 in the morning isn't very neighborly behavior… unless you invite them over.

It's a party!

[Image via WENN.]

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Oh Tyra, sometimes you know how to bring out the LOLz.

Tyra Banks will be hosting a special Halloween themed episode of the Tyra Show this Friday, October 30th. And leave it to Miz Banks to dress us for Halloween in not one, but three different costumes.

Tyra decided to dress as real life TV personalities and one of them just happened to be Kim Kardashian.

Tyra does make one hawt Kardashian!

Tune in to see which two other celebs she'll try to impersonate. Our guesses are Kate Gosselin and maybe Paris Hilton?

CLICK HERE to watch a short preview.

[Image via Warner Bros./Michael Loccisano]

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Never one to miss a photo op, Paris Hilton went to the paparazzi-infested pumpkin patch, Mr. Bones in El Lay, to pick out the perfect pumpkin on Wednesday.

All while wearing heels!

We're surprised she went without her boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt. He must have been busy. Doing what, we don't know.

Do you think she'll actually carve it???

[Image via WENN.]

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"Recording is going amazing. My new album is inspired by Kylie Minogue. I wrote all the songs myself. I will be performing next year."

- Paris Hilton to OK magazine on her new CD

[Image via WENN.]

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