There's nothing we hate more than self righteousness, but Michael Lohan, you take the cake!

After releasing private tapes of concern and suffering from daughter Lindsay and ex-wife Dina, Poppa Lohan continues to drag his family through the mud in the name of God!

Lindsanity took to her Twitter yesterday to discredit her father with some serious allegations including the fact that he cheated on her mother, threatened to kill her and abused substances.

And Michael has never been one to hold back!

He responds:

"That's a lie. I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that. Now I'm going to release more recordings that prove everything she is saying is nothing more than a bunch of lies. No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her. Because she's forsaken everything He's given her and she's done nothing but misuse all the gifts she's given."

Can't Lindsay's legal camp put a cease and desist order against Michael's God?!

His logic is truly disturbing!

Stay strong, LiLo!

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It's just another day in the life of Poppa Lohan.

Once again Mike is opening his trap in a new interview about Lindsay's recent Twitter attack on her father about those audio recordings he's released saying she's "grasping at straws and when she gets angry she lashes out."

Umm, can you blame her? You released personal conversations and what use to be private recordings of your family!

But the douchebag dad is defending his actions (of course) and only did it because he wants her to go to rehab.

Believe it or not there's other ways of getting your daughter into rehab that doesn't involve the media!

Unfortunately for us and Lindsay, Michael is so "upset" about his daughter calling him out, the media whore is planning to relea$e everything including texts of what a great father he is and all the other bullshit he's making up.

Michael does own up to Lindsay's accusations of him doing drugs: "I got my life back on track and I want her to get her life back on track."

And what is it exactly that you do, Michael? Constantly exposing your family isn't exactly what he would call "getting your life back on track".

What's not surprising is neither Lindsay or Dina have been in contact with him. And it'll probably stay that way, unless it involves a lawyer.

We really hope Lindsay's legal team is working over time to keep this deadbeat father from running to the media. The world would be better off if this guy had a gag order placed on him!

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We hope for everyone involved this isn't true, but we have a hard time NOT believing it.

The mass amount of turmoil in the last few days between Lindsay Lohan and her father, douchebag Michael Lohan, has been commented on by Lindsay solely through her Twitter account.

This afternoon, a fellow Twitter user asked Lindsay if she had a time machine but could only fix one moment in time, which would she fix?

Her answer, not surprisingly, involved her father and his douche move yesterday releasing private and painful voicemails from Lindsay and her mother, Dina Lohan.

She writes:

"My father's actions yesterday, because it really hurts my mom for me and my siblings. I'd feel the same if I were a mother. She blames herself for staying w/him for so long, I'd beg her not to leave b/c he always threatened to kill her if she did after disappearing, then coming home after being gone for several days while cheating on my mother & abusing substances."

Wow! Those are some hefty allegations! But are they true?

We can never tell when it comes to the LOLhan family.

But we're sure Michael is going to take this new revelation from Lindsay and run with it. As much as he possibly can.

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Not that we're surprised by his actions!

In Michael Lohan's disgusting attempt for attention, he has gone and released another audio recording.

But rather than a heart-wrenching recording of his sobbing daughter, the taped phone call this time is between the douchebag father and his ex-wife Dina, taken back in 2008.

Doesn't this violate some sort of privacy laws????

Can people be recorded without their knowledge and consent????

In the call, Orange Oprah is apparently frustrated with Lindsay and her failed intervention attempt to get her back into rehab telling Michael:

"She's really sad and really hurt and really…despondent. She's been through a lot Michael, she's just a little girl. I told her not to go to L.A. at 18…she did. I couldn't leave these other three to go get her and it was, like, a mess. You don't even know what I'd go through trying to get her into, like, rehab and stuff. She'd like, punch me in the face, kick me out of the car…like you don't know the shit I went through trying to get her an intervention by myself. It was very difficult."

Yikes.

Dina sounds completely defeated and emotionless. But at the same time, what the hell!? You couldn't stop your daughter from going to El Lay? Bullshit! It's called parenting, which neither of you know how to do!

What's ironic in all this is Mike's reasoning behind airing out his family's dirty laundry. The scum of the earth admits: "I'm being a bit selfish in releasing the tapes. But I'm tired of being lied about. I'm tired of Dina and others making me out to be someone I'm not, so now I'm going to prove to the world who the real liars are."

You're being more than selfish Mike - and you know it!

What we want to know where you are in all these recordings. Or did he edit those out too?

Wonder what tomorrow will bring?

CLICK HERE to listen to the audio.

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This morning, the epitome of deadbeat dads, Michael Lohan, leaked a tape of his daughter Lindsay Lohan, who was crying to him on the phone about how no one cared about her.

We'll suppose it was an effort to create some backlash for his daughter, but all he accomplished was to inflate our disdain for him and sympathize with LiLo a little bit more.

Moments ago, Lindsay dignified her terrible father with a response through her Twitter, saying:

"My father's such a loser & those recordings are from years ago. To release personal things is foul enough, but to edit them. I used to think that he needed the book for dummies on learning how to be a father. Haha- he's needs the book for dummies on HOW TO BE A MAN. Thank you to my fans for all of your support I luv you all so much! And I'm lucky to have great family & friends THAT ARE in my life & are positive influences! So much going on in the world, let's focus on putting our energy into the RIGHT things … Love you all."

Hmm. We didn't even think about him editing them to be far worse than they were! Is there no length he won't go for attention?!

Shameful!

But at least Lindsay shows a tad bit of growth by standing up for herself. We're proud of you, kid!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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She's mad as hell and not going to take it any more!

Lindsay Lohan has been in touch with her lawyers not only about a restraining order against father Michael Lohan but also the possibility of a defamation lawsuit.

That would be a smart move after her father has completely betrayed Lindsay and released tapes of conversations she had where she sounds severely distressed!

Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, is also talking to the authorities in New York to see if Michael violated a criminal protective order.

Regardless of what route they take, the wheels are in motion to put a stop to Michael Lohan's disgraceful behavior!

It's about time!

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You're a royal son of a bitch, Michael Lohan!

As promised, Poppa Lohan released the first of what we imagine will be many recordings of his daughter Lindsay Lohan in states of sadness. The snippet of conversation released this morning is heart-wrenching, as a broken Lindsay is desperately seeking some guidance and affection from her family.

At times, the tape is inaudible through her sobbing and tears, but what can be heard from her is just so sad. At one point, she can be heard saying: “No one cares about me. They don’t, by the way. It’s about how they feel, not how I feel. It’s not about me. It’s never been about me, unless I fight for it.”

You know what Lindsay, we say fight for it! We say, you forget all about this piece of garbage known as your father and forge ahead with you life to find people who really do care about you and aren't out to use you for their own personal famewhoring gain.

We say get yourself clean and sober and come back to the biz with your head held high. If Hollywood has show us anything, it's shown us they like nothing better than a miraculous comeback.

And as for you Michael- The fact that you actually are starting to release these private moments of anguish from your daughter makes us sick. You are the lowest kind of person! Stabbing your own daughter in the back!

CLICK HERE to hear the very sad audiotape.

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A fair trade, we think, but we're not counting on it!

As the war rages on in the LOLhan household, things are getting pretty damn ugly and even more public! But there is a glimmer of hope!

Michael Lohan swears that he will shut the hell up as soon as his daughter Lindsanity gets back into the rehab.

The bargain was suggested days after Poppa Lohan threatened to release voicemails proving that not only does Lindsay have a problem with prescription drugs, but his ex-wife, Dina Lohan as well.

Of course, Dina isn't taking any of this lying down, and she has already started to take action to shut him up legally. She was quoted saying: “He’s getting a cease-and-desist letter [from us], so that’s not going to happen. If it’s something personal about your child, you don’t go public with it.”

But while the cease-and-desist letter might stop some people, it doesn't seem to be bothering Michael. He insists that he will go public with his information if he doesn't see a drastic change and furthermore, points the blame on Dina for forcing him to go public:

“To begin with, I have been trying for a year to help Lindsay with her problems PRIVATELY through Lindsay, her mom, her attorney Blair Berk and even her new attorney Shawn Holley and the courts.

I have the records to prove it. But when that didn’t work, and the calls I was getting from Dina and Lindsay needed immediate attention, it was recommended to me to go public, like Martin Sheen and others did, in order to put pressure on Lindsay.

I wasn’t going to let people hear Dina’s drunken rants about Lindsay, and I certainly wasn’t going to let people hear anything about Lindsay, but now that Dina and Lindsay continue to lie and deny their problems, and even make up stories about me, NOW you will see and hear Lindsay’s calls and texts. I am NOT the liar, they are. Hopefully then, they will realize how deceptive and in denial they are and finally realize that lying and denial are part of their addictions.

I am sorry I had to take this route, but I have tried and tried to help Linds and I have been lied about long enough.”

Shameful!

You are going about this all the wrong way, Mike. She has to want to go to rehab to make herself feel better, not be forced to go out of fear that her own father will humiliate her. Besides, we don't need voicemails to tell us she is messed up. Any picture taken of her in the last six months is all the proof we need!!!

Stop this now, Mike, or live to really regret. The fame will quickly fade, but your family will be with you forever. Or not, your choice.

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It wouldn't surprise us!

Lindsay seems to be back on the peen and Gerard Butler is a total manwhore, being linked to both Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston recently!

Lindsay Lohan was in Morocco for the Sol Kerzner Mazagan Beach Resort launch this weekend, and it was quite the celebrity event with Naomi Campbell, Guy Ritchie, Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber also in attendance.

But Lindsay only had eyes for Gerard apparently and they were spotted making out after a bout of dirty dancing.

Lindsay told the UK's Mirror:

"I'm fed up of all the drama. I just want to find someone who loves me back. I feel like I’m going to have a heart attack every time I think about the break-up [from SaMAN Ronson]. I came here to get away from it all. I’m ready to have fun now…I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m gonna have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world after all."

Gerard and Lindsay were last seen taking off together in a golf cart into the night.

We know what those two got up to!

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