It sure looks like it!

Spencer Pratt looked high out of his mind at the Playboy Mansion in this undated but recent-looking photo.

Where's wife Heidi?

It's hard to tell the difference between Heidi and the plastic thing in the pasties he's ogling!

They're all the same!

Thanks to Perezcious reader Morgan for the incriminating pHOto!

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Another more aggravating, fame-whoring version of what they already are!

Actually, we'd take this travesty over the actual Gosselins any day!

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag brought the Halloween fun early for the photogs yesterday, when they stepped out of their house dressed as the nation's biggest public embarrassment, Jon and Kate Gosselin.

Hamming it up for the camera, the duo carried around 8 baby dolls (Continuity error! None of them are Asian.) and confessed pretended that their marriage was a sham.

How much does anyone want to bet that Spencer already had that Ed Hardy shirt in his closet?!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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We say, BLAME KRISTIN CAVALLARI!!!

Things were just peachy before that bitch showed up! We know you're with us, Audrina Patridge! Thank goodness you're getting your own show!

The new direction of The Hills (Plus Kristin and minus Lauren Conrad) has caused viewership to fall dramatically. The ratings fell 30% for the season premiere and only managed to bring in 1.72 million viewers on last Tuesday's episode.

Ouch!

Sources are suggesting that audiences find Kristin to be less "engaging/enraging" than the former villains of the series, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. They seem to be quite content these days in their own little newlywed world and have no time to cause drama for the other castmates.

Furthermore, the producer's Kristin's tactics to start drama for the show are too reminiscent of her days on Laguna Beach (i.e. - she's hooking up with Justin Bobby in order to create this love triangle thing with Audrina. Been there, done that, cancel the show!)

Could this be the end of The Hills?! Has Speidi seen it's day?! Has Kristin destroyed the franchise?!

We sincerely hope so!

[Image via WENN.]

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We thought they would say something like this. We just also thought they'd be the ones to say it.

Tabloid hounds Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were recently reported absent from Heidi's sisters birthday bash because they weren't being paid to appear.

Blood may be thicker than water, but money can buy you more clothes!

We were sure that Heidi would come out swinging as soon as the rumor touched her delicate, empty ears, but in a shocking twist, The Hills star let her REP speak for her!

Gasp!

The rep revealed that the allegations were completely false, claiming that Holly Montag had several events planned for her birthday and that Speidi attended those other events instead. He says any rumor that the couple wants compensation to spend time with their family is "absolutely not true."

Okay, but Heidi, why couldn't you tell us that? Has the day finally come that you no longer want to play it up for your adoring photogs?!

Can it be?! (One can only hope!)

[Image via WENN.]

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Famous people may get married just like everyone else, but you can't expect them to endure a lifetime of happiness without overpriced, unnecessary goods!!!

If you're Ivanka Trump and tying the knot to another millionaire, you'd think you could afford your own houseware , but think again!

The couple are registered for a $1,300 silver bowl from Tiffany, a $500 sterling silver picture frame, an Elsa Peretti carving knife for $225 and a $290 silver vegetable spoon.

For $290, that spoon better cook our vegetables AND digest them for us!

Or maybe you're prissy like Kendra Wilkinson and you need a $700 air purifier or a $60 towel warmer?!

Sigh.

That's nothing compared to Heidi Montag's Christofle Galea Sterling Silver Serving Fork for $538!

She doesn't even eat! What could she possible be doing with that?!

Celebrities- they're just like us, but entitled!

[Image via WENN.]

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Now there's some sisterly love for ya!

Heidi Montag and her husband Spencer Pratt did not attend her sister Holly Montag's 26th birthday party because "Heidi only goes places if she is getting paid."

Nice!

An insider continued: "Holly was really wishing that her sister could just be a sister and stop by her birthday party…I mean, this is her sister and she wouldn't even show up without a fee. That's disgusting."

Holly ended up getting some publicity for her event, though, as her BFF Stephanie Pratt was arrested for DUI suspicion shortly after leaving!

But we're pretty sure Heidi didn't mind being upstaged by her sister-in-law in this case!

[Image via WENN.]

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Well isn't this ironic.

As we mentioned yesterday, Spencer Pratt's sister, Stephanie Pratt, was arrested early Sunday morning in Hollywood for suspicion of DUI.

Pratt was partying it up celebrating the birthday of Heidi Montag's sister, Holly, when she decided to leave apparently intoxicated and got busted.

But earlier on Saturday, Stephanie was actually busy filming a PSA with 17-year-old actor Jermaine Crawford. Yea, we don't know who he is either, but turns out he was part of HBO's former show, The Wire.

Crawford actually created a program called Code Blue with the focus of bringing awareness to teen issues and "bring about change to empower and inspire youth spiritually, physically and, emotionally"

The PSA is set to air in November during Homeless Youth Awareness Month.

Now, when's Stephanie going to create a new PSA about not driving drunk?!?

[Image via Getty Images.]

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Ha!

As we all know Spencer Pratt's sister Stephanie was arrested on Sunday morning in Hollywood for a DUI.

The soon to be Hills quitter had a BAC just .01 over California's legal limit of .08 at .09.

Hey, a DUI is a DUI!

Maybe Stephanie should attend church with Spencer and Heidi. We're sure they can help the "former" meth addict and boozer find God.

And a sober driver.

And a lawyer.

[Image via WENN.]

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Spencer Pratt seems to think so!

On his Twitter he references a remark Whitney Port made in an interview about plastic surgery:

" 'If they feel like it’s necessary and it’s going to make them feel more confident, then more power to them.' @whitneyeveport why u did it!?"

"@whitneyeveport shouldn't assume why others do things she should say why she does things!"

All right, Spencer, take it easy! Not everyone puts their plastic goods on parade like your wife!

Do U think Whitney went under the knife?

[Image via WENN.]

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