If this is true, we feel bad for Hulk Hogan.

According to Hogan, he was so depressed after his former wife Linda filed for divorce back in 2007 that he almost committed suicide.

Really??? Over HER?????

The former wrestler reveals that tidbit in his new autobiography, My Life Outside the Ring.

The book, which was released today, is actually dedicated to Linda, in which Hulk writes "To Linda, I pray that you find peace and joy in life. I love you."

Burn!

According to Hulk, the problems came soon after his douche son Nick got arrested back in August 2007 after his car accident. Then, four months later, Linda filed from divorce - which caused Hulk to lose it a bit.

Hogan says he later found himself downing Xanax pills with rum while holding a gun in his hand. Hogan writes, "I could feel the life draining out of me. It had me curling my index finger on the trigger of a loaded handgun and putting it in my mouth. Obviously I didn't kill myself, but I came damn close."

He also goes on to reveal his former steroids use. Big surprise there! And his use of cocaine back in the '70s and '80s.

Hogan even mentions his affair with Brooke's friend and his current romance with his girlfriend, Jennifer McDaniel.

Expect to see a lot of Hulk Hogan these next two weeks as he goes on a media tour to whore out his book.

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Douchebag Scott Storch reveals in his recent interview with Details magazine that he only produced Brooke Hogan's album Undiscovered because he felt pressured by her daddy, Hulk Hogan.

"I love Brooke, but I did that s**t because her father was putting all sorts of pressure on me. Sure, it was fun. But the thing is, I didn't make one good bit of music when I was high on coke. Not one bit."

Ha!

Well he's not the only one that thinks so, Brooke!

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Brooke Hogan was scheduled to sing alongside Sean Kingston at the PARTY 105’s MEGA JAM Concert in New York this past Saturday, but due to "suffering anxiety attacks, along with some other medical ailments" she pulled out.

It can be very stressful performing in front of people when you know you can't sing worth a dime.

A source close to the daughter of Hulk Hogan says she's been taking on a lot recently in her personal life and the stress has finally caught up with her.

Feel better, bb.

Rest those vocal chords for the next time you pull out of a performance and need to tell everyone sorry!

[Image via WENN.]

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Linda Hogan was interviewed on ABC's Good Morning America on Monday morning, and Hogan brought the hot mess to the table, without a doubt!

Love it!

Now that the Hogan divorce is finalized, Linda is finally spilling the shiz we wanna hear!

She says that her marriage to Hulk fell apart once she discovered he was cheating on her with Brooke's BFF!!!

Said Linda: "There were infidelities. It scared me because I thought 'Oh my God, is that my fault? Is he moving on? Am I just a dumb housewife? Am I too fat, am I too dumb?' You just start doubting yourself and that was really sad."

No wonder Linda went after Brooke's 19-year-old schoolmate!

"He's a great friend and a good soul and a great support system for me," Hogan said of her young boyfriend, Charlie Hill.

She owns up to the fact that her relationship with Hill is "definitely weird," but isn't bothered by the "cougar" taunts of the tabs.

"It's kind of a fad now, it's cool. I'm finally in style because they really knock me about how bad I dress," said the self-admitted K-Mart shopper.

Linda didn't even stray from talking about the quote Hulk gave Rolling Stone upon finding about his ex-wife's relationship with someone 30 years her junior!

Hogan told RS in April: "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like O. J., cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife, & I mean, I totally understand O.J. I get it."

"I don't know if he could go there or not," reflected Linda. "I don't think so but at the time I wasn't sure."

She continued: "I knew that he was probably jealous or envious or upset with the whole situation that he didn't have control of me. He didn't know what I was doing, who I was seeing and it bothered him."

And what about the allegations from her daughter that she was a drug addict???

"It's just about the allegations and it's a whole publicity team that was on my husband's side that helped facilitate that," claimed Linda.

Although her relationship with Brooke is currently a wreck, she hopes "one day that will change."

As soon as she stops slinging insults through the media, maybe it will!

Until then, keep on bringing the crazy!!!

We love this shiz!

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Brooke Hogan's album The Redemption has debuted on the Billboard 200 charts this week.

Hogan should realize she's lucky she got on the chart at all, but if there was ever a pathetic showing on a debut week, this would be it:

She came in at #144, with 3,381 copies sold!

That's just sad.

Will this put an end to the madness known as her music career?

We're going to assume no, not until Hulk Hogan runs out of money.

Hope he's enjoying his 3,380 copies of her album. But Linda is still her mother after all. She bought one copy as well we'd bet.

[Image via WENN.]

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Brooke Hogan appeared on Good Day NY on Thursday, performing an acoustic version of her new single, and - shockingly - it was somewhat decent!

Check it out (above).

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Instead of picking up the phone and, you know, calling her - like a normal person! - Brooke Hogan decided to write a song about her mom, the trashtastic Linda Hogan, for her new album.

She's gotta sell records!

Exploit that shiz!

Too bad the song is bad to mediocre. Check it out (above).

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Check out her new diss track above!

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What's the first thing a famewhore does when she goes to Los Angeles?

Hunt for paparazzi on Robertson!

Shop at Kiston!

Show some vadge!

Well, two our of those three ain't bad!

Yesterday, "singer" Brooke Hogan was spotted shopping on Robertson Blvd with a friend and her boyfriend, rapper Stack.

And for someone who has yet to confirm she's dating the tiny rapper, she sure didn't mind bending down to kiss him in the store.

How cute barfalicious!

[Image via Homero Tercero/WENN.]

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