Yes, that's really what Levi Johnston calls himself.
Levi, who believes himself to be a celebrity, somehow got invited to the GQ "Men of the Year" party in El Lay this week at the shiteous Chateau Marmont. And, to no one's surprise except maybe Levi, nobody cared he was there.
Dick "Ricky" was seen wandering around the party with more make-up caked on than Kim Kardashian, along with his manager Tank and some other macho dude.
Did he really think he needed security?
Since the Playgirl centerfold was being ignored by other guests like January Jones, Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman and Lindsay Lohan, the underage father sipped on his soda and checked his Blackberry for an hour, then disappeared.
Welcome to Hollywood! Enjoy those last few seconds while you can!
Who was the Fiercest Cougar of 2009? The Celeb of the Year?
The Perezzies, our year-end awards, are back, and they're better than ever - with new categories, including one nominated by U, and their very own website, Perezzies.com!!
We're announcing 5 Perezzies categories a day. We want U to do the nominating!
Once we get all the names, we'll ask U to vote on the top 5 nominees in each category. On December 15, we'll announce the winners.
Also, a very special thank you to our 2009 sponsor, Grand Marnier!
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Fiercest Cougar:
Biggest Blockbuster:
Living the Good Life:
Celeb of the Year:
And our newest category, suggested by U is: Best Song
Steven Spielberg and Stephen King are joining forces to develop a series based on King's recently released thriller, The Dome. Dreamworks TV has optioned the book and will market it as a limited event series for cable.
The company is starting to meet with writers for the project, which centers around an invisible force that overruns a small Maine vacation town. The force drives surviving locals into groups that wage war on each other.
That's it?!
Both Spielberg and King will serve as executive producers, but the idea seems kinda lame!
Will U be keeping your eye out for the invisible force?!
Seems Jude thought it would be a good idea to get himself an apartment now that he is in Hamlet on Broadway. He clearly didn't have the best real-estate agent, as his balcony is in full view of the the NYU freshman dorms.
And boy are they excited about it!
Several students admit to frequently keeping their noses pressed to the glass, waiting to catch a glimpse of Jude in all his hawtness.
And, so far, they haven't been disappointed. But as you can imagine, Jude is getting sick of being gawked at all day long. One day, he got so sick of the girlies staring at him, he threw fruit at their window! How very Shakesperan of him!
A student recalls: "He noticed we were there and we started waving at him. Then he went inside and came back with two oranges. He threw them at our window, but he missed."
But at first if you don't suceed, get more fruit! And that is exactly what he did: "This time, he hit the windows — there was orange pulp on the glass for a week — and then he went back to working out. Now we don't like Jude Law anymore."
This coming Monday, the final episode of Jon & Kate Plus Eight will air on TLC and for anyone who is still interested, we have some details on what to expect.
For their final huzzah, the parents of sextuplets each take their little ones on BIG outings. Jon Gosselintakes his kids to a local fire station, while Kate ventures with them to a dairy farm.
Really trying to make it look like the don't have millions of dollars, huh TLC?
But for the majority of the episode, Jon and Kate Gosselin will reflect on the last five years and discuss how it has changed them and their children.
That should be enlightening!
And for those of you who are actually saddened by this news, fear not - TLC says Kate Plus Eight is still a go!
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Who was the Fiercest Cougar of 2009? The Celeb of the Year?
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